cortlets

Cortland NY local townies, its a college town and the locals are shady in-bread cortlets

So we went down to the local pondogrossa and there were cortlets everywhere

by Nicky L October 31, 2007

Cattleist

a person who actively incites a confrontation between two or more persons who share a mutual beef.

Person 1: "I hope Sara won't be at your party. She always makes me talk to people I'm beefin' with."
Person 2: "Ugh, I know! She's such a cattleist."

by Irasal December 27, 2014

Cottlestone Pie

Cottleston Pie Definition:

It stands for Inner Nature.

The song from Winne the Pooh is explained in the book "The Tao of Pooh"

“A fly can’t bird, a bird can fly.” Very simple. Very obvious. And yet, you’d be surprised how many people violate this simple principle every day of their lives. It means that we're all different individuals even though created equal.

“A fish can’t whistle and neither can I.” Coming from a wise mind, such a statement might mean, “I have certain limitations, and I know what they are.” Unfortunately, some people-who always seem to think they're smarter than fish and birds, somehow-aren't so wise, and end up causing big trouble for themselves and others.

"Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie
Why does a chicken, I don't know why.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Cottleston, Cottleston, Cottleston Pie"

All we have to do is recognize Inner Nature and work with things as they are- after all "You can't get very far if you don't know who you are"

Ask me a riddle and I reply:
Inner Nature

-Cottleston Pie sounds better, said Pooh.
Ask me a riddle and I reply:
"Things are as they are"
"Better...But it still doesn't rhyme" said Pooh.
Cottletone, Cottlestone, Cottlestone Pie.
(from "The Tao of Pooh")

by Effechi April 9, 2010

Cattle Decapitation

A Deathgrind band from San Diego California. Their music is incredibly intense and chaotic. Some have even described their sound as "schizophrenic". Many people say they are a deathgrind or death metal band but their music is much more than just those genres.

Their lyrics often protest animal cruelty, consumption/production of meat, environmental damage in a very macabre style. All the band members are vegans which i think is fucking awesome (I'm a vegan as well).

Also, they can put on an incredible live show and the vocalists is great!!! I have had the pleasure of seeing them live and I was thoroughly impressed.

Some good albums of theirs that you should check out would be The Harvest Floor, Karma Bloody Karma, Humanure and To Serve Man.

deathgrind gore not core veganism the harvest floor to serve man Cattle Decapitation

by Slayer of Light July 1, 2009

all hat, no cattle

Originally used in reference to people imitating the fashion or style of cowboys. These people wore the hats, but had no experience on the ranch -- thus, all hat, no cattle. Similar to talking the talk without walking the walk (which was originally used in reference to wanabe gunslingers).

Roger says he's a great cook, but he sliced his thumb off trying to peel a potato. He's all hat, no cattle.

by Al September 29, 2006

cuttlefish of cthulhu

(Noun) From the band Gwar mythos, the lead singer and alien from the planet Scumdogia Oderus Urungus' sexual reproductive organ. It resembles a human male penis and spurts blood when excited. Looks slightly like a huge slug with huge saggy testicles dangling from the base.

Oderus had his cuttlefish of cthulhu confiscated in South Carolina by the cops.

by Robbie M September 14, 2007

cottiered

The act of falsifying a document because he/ she is too lazy to check physically

Don't believe those readings because it's all cottiered.

by kalayBwoy June 14, 2017