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corona cock block

The Corona Virus stopping you dead in your tracts from getting laid.
Bro, I would have gotten laid tonight but the Corona Virus wigged her out and I got a case of the Corona Cock Block.
by internetarchiologist March 18, 2020
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Conway Corona

putting a lime in your PBR.

The origins are from either a reference to Conway Twitty, the country music star, or from the city of Conway, SC.
Can I have a Pabst, and a Conway Corona for my girlfriend.
by the american bandits November 18, 2011
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Coconaughts

A group of people who gift coconuts to couples engaging in sexual acts inside a vehicle in a public location. Usually placing the coconut on the hood.
Now you are saying these "coconaughts" give people having sex coconuts?
That exactly.
The most bountiful sex you will have is when the coconaughts gift you a coconut while you are doing the deed.
by PonchoFox December 29, 2014
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corona cutie

A cute guy or girl you want to make out with but who might have corona virus.
and
Cute little kids who might be carriers of corona virus because they're kids.
and
Less commonly used but also the old loot bots in apex that looked like viruses
Guy 1: I met this girl on spring break and now I cant stop coughing.
Guy 2: Uh oh, corona cutie got ya.

Wife: Aww, those kids playing in the street are adorable.
Husband: Don't let those corona cuties get anywhere near you!

Apex player 1: I found a corona cutie!
Apex player 2: ...kys
by Old Man Mange Beard March 25, 2020
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dirty corona

The act of eating raw bat while fucking an infected hooker from the province of Wuhan in which a cream pie is had followed by crushing a six pack of Corona Extra.
Kyle said fuck quarantine I'm about to have me a Dirty Corona.
by Savage86 April 1, 2020
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Coronacane

When a hurricane forms during the corona pandemic.
Dude, A Coronacane is coming, you better pick up more toilet paper!
by The Art of Mayhem May 12, 2020
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Colonavirus

When your Corona Virus lockdown diet consists of nothing but Takis, Mountain Dew and fast food drive thru take out resulting in a series of explosive colon releases like never before seen.
This Kungflu is nothing compared to the colonavirus I got now from 6 weeks of Taco Bell, McDonald’s and Arby’s. I may have to renovate the shitter when this lockdown is over.
by Dick Onchin May 19, 2020
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