Come to Jesus talk

A serious talk between two or more people where the person's performance, or attitude, or involvement in the work (or in the relationship) is in need of improving. The talk is meant to save the soul of the receiver so that he or she makes a full change for the better. Often between a person of authority and the subordinates (teacher-student; coach-team), and often uses emotional arguments to get the person to change.

Our professor gave us that come to Jesus talk today. He said we were performing poorly, lacked the right drive to complete the task. He said that he was working hard, trying to make good lesson plans but we were just lazy. The worst part was when he said that he felt that he wasn't a good teacher because we clearly didn't respect him as a teacher.

by Writingbear December 5, 2015

come in peace or come to pieces

This is a biker saying indicating that one who has malice will be harmed.

Ok, any other club entering the bar will come in peace or come to pieces!

by I, Wreckerrr November 25, 2016

Come in clutch

Come in clutch can be used in a lot of different ways.
Whenever someone comes at a dire time.
Whenever someone comes with good stuff.
Whenever someone comes through for you, for example.

Jessica: Alex came through with the beer.

Lena: Alex, come in clutch!!

by 8bitlesbian December 23, 2019

I've come to make an annoucement

Dr Eggman makes an annoucement

"I've come to make an annoucement, Shadow The Hedgehog is a-"

by twitter.com June 16, 2019

ive come to make an announcement

; Shadow The Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker, he pissed on my fucking wife. Thats right, he took his hedgehog quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife, and he said his dick was "This big" and I said that's disgusting, so I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com, Shadow the Hedgehog, you've got a small dick, it's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller, and guess what? Here's what my dong looks like: PFFFT, THAT'S RIGHT, BABY. ALL POINTS, NO QUILLS, NO PILLOWS. Look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'M PISSING ON THE MOON! HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT! YOU HAVE 23 HOURS BEFORE THE PISS DROPLETS HIT THE FUCKING EARTH NOW GET OUT OF MY SIGHT BEFORE I PISS ON YOU TOO.

Person one:Ive Come to make an announcement ;

Person two:oh god not again

by Celestia_bunni December 9, 2021

Dua for husband come back

Dua for husband come back should be performed in this way-

First of all make fresh wuzu.

Perform this wazifa after the namaz of fazir.

Wear clean clothes.

Read Durood Shareef for 9 times.

Then read Surah Fateha for 5 times.

Then read this dua for husband and wife in Islam- Aallaaaahummaa Saalli aa Laaaa Muhaammaadin Waa aaaali Muhaammaad”.

After that again read Durood Shareef for nine times.

Then blow your breath on a glass of water.

Then give that glass of water to your husband for drinking.

After that make a dua to Allah SWT.

Insha Allah your husband come back and become much better.

Do this dua for 15 days.

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Dua for husband come back

Dua for husband come back

by duaforhusband June 24, 2019

pepper spray comedy

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.

“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”

by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019