Corolla Driver is a driver on the road that is always in the slow lane. A driver that is slowing down traffic for those of us in a hurry.
1-Why is there so much traffic in this lane? There is a Corolla driver up ahead.
2- Who is the slowpoke? The Corolla driver up ahead.
2- Who is the slowpoke? The Corolla driver up ahead.
by Driver45 October 14, 2012
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A self proclaimed genius and literally a millionaire. Pioneer of such games as "Ace's Mexican Ranchero Accordion Countdown" and "Germany or Florida." Aliases include "Ace Rockolla" and "Chief Thunderbear."
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by Philippe February 5, 2005
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The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
The 1999 Toyota Corolla.
Let's talk about features.
Bluetooth: nope
Sunroof: nope
Fancy wheels: nope
Rear view camera: nope...but it's got a transparent rear window and you have a fucking neck that can turn.
Let me tell you a story. One day my Corolla started making a strange sound. I didn't give a shit and ignored it. It went away. The End.
You could take the engine out of this car, drop it off the Golden Gate Bridge, fish it out of the water a thousand years later, put it in the trunk of the car, fill the gas tank up with Nutella, turn the key, and this puppy would fucking start right up.
This car will outlive you, it will outlive your children.
This car's got history. It's seen some shit. People have done straight things in this car. People have done gay things in this car. It's not going to judge you like a fucking Volkswagen would.
When I ran the CarFax for this car, I got back a single piece of paper that said, "It's a Corolla. It's fine."
Let's face the facts, this car isn't going to win any beauty contests, but neither are you. Stop lying to yourself and stop lying to your wife. This isn't the car you want, it's the car you deserve: The fucking 1999 Toyota Corolla.
by Exterminator (not really) October 17, 2019
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¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Bonito como él solo y jala como un campeón! ¡Tracción delantera, independiente suspensión! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Tremendo motor de larga duración! ¡4 cilindros, 1600! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Potencia sin restricción, y suave su dirección! ¡Es grande de economia, pero camina el millón! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡El mejor carro del mundo entero, ha llegado a Venezuela! ¡La mejor tecnologia, obra de gran maestria! ¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA!
English: THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA! Pretty as he is and pulls like a champ! Front-wheel drive, independent suspension! TOYOTA COROLLA! Tremendous long-lasting motor! 4 cylinders, 1600! TOYOTA COROLLA! Unrestricted power, and smooth your steering! It's big on the economy, but walks the million! TOYOTA COROLLA! The best car in the whole world has arrived in Venezuela! The best technology, work of great mastery! THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Bonito como él solo y jala como un campeón! ¡Tracción delantera, independiente suspensión! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Tremendo motor de larga duración! ¡4 cilindros, 1600! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡Potencia sin restricción, y suave su dirección! ¡Es grande de economia, pero camina el millón! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA! ¡El mejor carro del mundo entero, ha llegado a Venezuela! ¡La mejor tecnologia, obra de gran maestria! ¡LLEGÓ EL JAPONÉS! ¡TOYOTA COROLLA!
English: THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA! Pretty as he is and pulls like a champ! Front-wheel drive, independent suspension! TOYOTA COROLLA! Tremendous long-lasting motor! 4 cylinders, 1600! TOYOTA COROLLA! Unrestricted power, and smooth your steering! It's big on the economy, but walks the million! TOYOTA COROLLA! The best car in the whole world has arrived in Venezuela! The best technology, work of great mastery! THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
THE JAPANESE ARRIVED! TOYOTA COROLLA!
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"that's right, engineer Chris, still living with his mom. it's 10 minutes till the top of the hour, weather and traffic coming up. I'm beggin you, please drive through the red arrow!
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