Corn-packer

A gay Iowan

"I was a corn-packer. And I know that term is offensive. To some people. Because corn-packer is a derogatory term for a gay Iowan." Stephen Colbert responding to Iowa Republican Steve King at House Judiciary Committee about Immigration.

by Morto00x September 25, 2010

jimmies killer crackin cornkickers condition

A person who has crusty,cracking,dry,yellow feet while festering corn kernals are infesting the foot And poppin fresh buttery popcorn off them joints.

Daaaaamn girrrrrrl. Look at that girls feet!!! Lord help her. Looks like jimmies killer crackin cornkickers condition.aaaaaallll night loooong with a extra serving of salty butter From the movie theater.

by angieffinlynn June 2, 2015

Cornjacked

the act of eating tonnes of corn and laxatives the night before a sexual act, consumating the sexual act and then spraying your partners walls with crap and corn - giving a cornjack effect.

I cornjacked this biatch last night!

The infamous Cornjack is soon to tour the USA.

by Cornjack August 4, 2008

Conpacker

A male who relies on a gals finances and is a deadbeat.

Yo you better think twice before you hook up with a conpacker. Its gonna always be outta your pocket.

by GypsyNester May 21, 2018

Cornfucker

A term created by yours truly, meaning an individual who experiences sexual attraction (ironically or unironically) to abusive or manipulative characters, specifically Steve Cobs from inanimate insanity.

"honestly I'd smash Steve Cobs"
"You. Filthy. Cornfucker."

by CrissCrossCannibal October 17, 2022

conacker

A noun referring to a person who annoys someone with work.

Listen, don’t call me a conacker, but I need you to make a presentation for me

by Candy-Decimater January 29, 2025