by mylesaway23 June 5, 2018
Get the Coozmug. (n.) A cooze is a superficial, shallow, provincial, and generally ignorant girl, who is so intellectually and socially repulsive, that their only redeeming qualities come in the from of sex appeal. Thus, their only value to society comes in the form of their oozing, jizz filled vag. They often sluts, and are commonly considered the most contemptable, worthless wastes of life on the planet.
"Ohh, god damnit, don't pick up the phone, I don't want to talk to that worthless fuckin' cooze. Society would seriously be better off if she'd fuckin' die in a fire."
by Jean-Paul St. Croix July 31, 2008
Get the Coozemug. by jewbag May 10, 2005
Get the the coozmug. During the 1950's and 1960's, the Boston Celtics basketball team had an all-star point guard named Bob Cousy who was known for his extraordinary ball-handling ability. He was particularly famous for dribbling the basketball between his legs - a fete that required him to squat (usually, although he could do it on the run too) and spread his legs wide to get the ball through. His knickname was "The Cooz" - and around New England women who spread their legs far enough to see things they were taught to keep far from prying eyes were thought to be mimicking Bob Cousy's between-the-legs dribble, thus revealing the old "cooz."
by rljsax March 18, 2013
Get the coozmug. by Alwayzright April 10, 2003
Get the Coozemug. by donky/peepee February 11, 2005
Get the coozmug. A girl who is the perfect dick fit. The term comes from the word coozie, sn item that conveniently fits around a beer bottle. Therefore, a cooz is a girl who is convenient to bang, and seems to be made for your dick.
by nightgoddess May 17, 2011
Get the Coozmug.