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hopatcong coathanger

While wearing roller-skates and riding a stuffed gorilla, a dildo is inserted with an attached coat hanger tip, which is inserted repeatedly until the fetus is fully removed. The roller skates are optional. If skates are worn, they provide less traction and an excuse if you are discovered by a friend or family member while performing procedure.
Also known as Donkey Kong C-section.
Oops, I accidentally fell on this hopatcong coathanger, that just so happens to be attached to this stuffed gorilla.
by skirt lifter June 25, 2016
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Coathanger kid

When you have an abortion by using a coathanger
Didn't you hear about Melissa, she had a coathanger kid.
by Germinal April 6, 2020
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Coathangered

The state in which one finds oneself when given cause to grin so widely as to appear as though one has swallowed a wire metal coathanger.
When I saw her smile it utterly coathangered me.
by Wallaroo January 21, 2010
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Coathanger and towel technique

If you ever need to catch a mouse, get it under the microwave. block any exits with a towel/cloth and then flush it out with a coathanger.
Paul and Taz rejoiced triumphantly when the bastard mouse was captured. Then the fat arab put it outside and it died. Poor little shit.
by Woody November 23, 2004
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coathanger poo

A large and hard poo that will only go down if first broken up with a coathanger.
D'Arcy finished the block of cheddar and knew he would need to go to Macys and steal some coathangers. Tomorrow would be a coathanger poo kind of day.
by tehsnakecharmer July 12, 2017
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Italian Coathanger

It's when the girl is on all fours and the guy is doing a handstand doing doggystyle on her.
"After making her bleed last night with an italian coathanger, my arms were tired"
by Robert Pan May 22, 2006
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Coathanger Abortion

a) to give birth in a horribly messy way
b) to do anything in a horribly messy way
c) an insult to someone without a mother
a) I was a coathanger abortion
b) You're dirtier than a coathanger abortion
c) "Get off my fucking property, you coathanger abortion!"
by MarkWatson January 5, 2006
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