Cooter Scooter 

When a man ejaculates into a vagina without a condom, and rather than pulling out to let it drip onto the bedsheets, both parties simultaneously scoot to the edge of the bed before pulling out so that one can reach a towel.

Fred just washed his sheets, so after cumming in Susie he did the cooter scooter to let it drip onto the floor.

Cooter Scooter by Duncan O'Toole August 3, 2009

cooter scooter 

We all know what an old coot is. A "cooter scooter" is one of those motorized chairs, like the Rascal, that old coots use to get around.

"Hey Bob, no more gimpin' around for me. I just bought a cooter scooter on the QVC channel!!

cooter scooter by Bill May 20, 2004

Double cooter snooter 

When a male lays down one line of dat china white on each side of a sexy mamas cooter, then taking two equal length straws blows both lines while licking said sexy mamas cooter

No nigga back when I was on dat white girl, I used to chill with this bad mama and do double cooter snooters off dat bitch all da time yo.

Double cooter snooter by Shnipsy the gypsy September 6, 2013

Cooter Scooter 

a slang word for a dildo, vibrator, or strap-on.

Roy was looking through his mom's room for something and came across her cooter scooter. He was scared for life.

Cooter Scooter by zmar328 September 27, 2012

Cooter Scooter 

A roommate that brings alot of ass around the house and gets you laid.

Pedro: What you doing tonight??

Phillip: I was thinking about taking the cooter scooter out tonight.. You want to come or just wait here??

Pedro: I'll just wait here, bring a brunette will ya?

Phillip: yeah, no worries bro.

Pedro: thanks duder.

Cooter Scooter by versilius January 13, 2009

Cooter scooter 

When you hit a females vagina

I just cooter scootered her

Cooter scooter by Miccck January 24, 2021

Cooter scooter 

Another word for Male genitals or someone scooting their cooter

"That bitch is a cooter scooter"
"He has a huge cooter scooter;)"

Cooter scooter by Slut_lover_420 June 19, 2022