Cooter Spray

A spray designed and intended to make your “coochie” smell less offensive/fishy.

Most often used with “club entertainers” or with those whose “Gucci” has an offensive stench.

Man: “Here, I found this spray for you.”

Stripper: *reads out loud*

Stripper: “Cooter Spray? Thanks! So many guys have been complaining about the fish smell.”

by EnterTermsHere March 13, 2019

Cooper's Cobwebs

When ejaculate is left splattered against something for a long amount of time and goes into a crusty "cobweb" like state.

"I went round Chris' the other day and there were Cooper's Cobwebs all over his keyboard, he's a total redtoober."

by wogzbreakfast11 October 29, 2011

cooter stretcher

A child that has been delivered vaginally or a male penis.

"Your baby is so cute. He's a cooter stretcher."

"His penis is so big it's a cooter stretcher."

by Gracey Mayberry February 17, 2014

cooter snatch

A vagina!!!!! Plain and simple.

If you plan on having your dick sucked, then you better plan on eating some cooter snatch!!!!!

by Chanel aka Spamdelight September 12, 2006

cooter saluter

when you salute a female whos cooter you want to corkskrew.

-do you see that fox
-yeah, giver the cooter saluter

by charlie December 25, 2004

Cooter-Slut-Virgin

(n) Origin: Comes from Latin word "Schilleci" meaning "to become one with the cooter, slut, and virgin"

Refers to a woman who meets the following criteria:
1)Has a cooter
2)Is a slut
3)Is a virgin
4)Constantly is wet for a thick dick
5)Is everywhere

Those cooter-slut-virgins are dripping wet right now.

by woodburygaitherhoneycutt November 11, 2009

PG Cooper's Movie Reviews

A blog written and maintained by PG Cooper and HT Schuyler. The first post premiered on September 9th, 2010. The site features reviews, lists, commentaries, and retrospectives. Visit for thoughts from two insightful movie guys.

PG Cooper's Movie Reviews found at: pgcooper1939.wordpress.com

by PG Cooper May 25, 2011