cooterang

No matter how many times she gets passed around she always comes back to you.

Damn bro that girl is a cooterang

by UncleBabyDic July 30, 2019

Cockalangelo

The specific name of Michaelangelo in pornography from any TMNT iteration when he:
1. Has a raging erection
2. Is smiling directly towards the camera in a 4th wall breaking way
3. Is possibly shitting

As a bonus he can also be pissing, but not necessary

"Ayo man they took down my favourite tag the other day"
"What tag was it?"
"Cockalangelo ay"
"You're no son of mine"

by Stomps Apollyon January 31, 2021

Cornalangus

An expression to be used when things seem to be bullshit.

I don't believe what the government is telling me! What a bunch of damn cornalangus!

by B-rizznizz October 23, 2022