cootage cheese

The pasty vaginal secretions that lump up over time during the course of a day and reside close to the clitoris. An unexpected oral encounter by the giver will experience a bitter taste, normally cleaned prior to planned oral sex.

"I went down on this girl I just met at the bar, but thought better after I realized that she had some pretty major cootage cheese".

by dizzotizzo September 17, 2016

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Corsage

When at a birthday dinner for someone who is gay or lesbian, an attendee must bring a same sex date. Said date can then opt to give an under the table oral performance to their counterpart after pretending doing to drop something under the table. The oral act is referred to as a corsage.

"Wow. When I brought Rob to Jeremy's birthday dinner, he gave me a fantastic corsage at the dinner."

by Whyte Lightning July 4, 2018

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Corsage Creepage

The wedding phenomenon where allocating one corsage means allocating another. If not kept firmly in check, the toilet attendants and distant relatives become adorned too.

Kathrine: "Zyborg needs a rose in his button-hole"
Frogg: "You are quite right, and his girlfriend should have one too then. Was Zyborg the chap selling car insurance in the queue at the Registry Office yesterday?"
Kathrine: "I thought he was the guy who delivered the tables?"
Frogg: "Best we give them corsages to be sure."
Kathrine: "Do you think there may be some corsage creepage going on here?"

by Rob Haesloop October 17, 2005

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