conjibulating

To poke stuff with sticks and get great fun out of it

'Lyk OMFG im conjibulating this hen!'

by Jebus the great January 16, 2006

Coonicides

Coonicides is what has happened when one finds more than one raccoon dead in or alongside the road in close proximity to each other. In the springtime after giving birth to a litter of raccoon pups, the mother raccoon might commit coonicide after the father raccoon leaves the nest or den and goes to the ‘raccoon club’ with his pals. When young raccoons are old enough to walk, they might stay around the dead mother raccoon and absent-mindedly become victims themselves. When two or more raccoons commit coonicide, it is usually because of a domestic dispute that neither party can resolve. A coonicide or coonicides can actually be the result of horseplay where raccoon buddies will dare or challenge each other to wait until the last second to move out of the way of an approaching vehicle.

Why are all those raccon carcasses all over the road like that? Did you say 'coonicides'?

by LongmeadowFarm March 3, 2010

coonvict

a nigger in jail - so insted of convict...
its coonvict :)

Nigger in jail = coonvict
White dude in jail = convict
simple

by Barrythebaptist2 February 13, 2012

Coonicular

Coon like.

Clyde - "I was listening to some really coonicular music last night!"

by CuntMint October 18, 2009

Conjisult

Almost like a code or even a new language. This is the joining of two or more words (usually insults) to achieve ultimate stealth slagging. To keep things subtle two words are probably better although using multiple funny insults can create some epic conjisults.

(Bill) Dude I like invented the best Conjisult ever...

(Ted) Go on...

(Bill) Bunt Ficker!

(Ted) Meaning???

(Bill) Bum Cunt Fanny Licker!

by WossyWouchen October 26, 2009

Cooncil Sook

A blowjob behind the bins.

"Yon growler fae''The Port oh Leith" gave me a rare Cooncil Sook while ah chundered ma load.

by Gregosian November 29, 2016

coonified

A black person who has been fully indoctrinated and wholeheartedly believes in and embraces the racist stereotypes perpetuated by whites about blacks i.e. all blacks are lazy , all blacks are criminals, blacks commit more crimes and therefore are arrested more.

Terry is a coonified black man who despises his own race.

by JeanBlossom December 25, 2017