People that do something that's already been done, they at least found it themselves. The below phrase is used now on the internet forum High Impact Halo whenever somebody finds a new trick that turns out to actually not be so new.
by Orange Soda King October 21, 2009
Get the Mongolian contortionists mug.The act of being able to bend, stretch, squeeze or twist the penis and ball bags in a number of unconventional positions.
i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail
the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
i.e you have the 'snail position': twisting the ball bag so that it falls on top of the erect penis to imitate the shell of the snail
the 'female position': placing the penis in between the balls and streching it to hide it in between your legs. Then use the skin of the ball bags to create two labia flaps.
Dude 1: hey dude, i,ve decided what i want to do with my life!
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
Dude 2: what?
Dude 1: run away to the circus and be a penis contortionist
by syrecia February 10, 2008
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Get the Contortonise/Contortionising mug.A sex act performed by two males. Where one guy puts his legs behind his head and the other male pile drives him. Usually performed by dudes with facial tattoos
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Get the contorto mug.Idiotic word used by Carly in iCarly, thinking making up words would make her famous.
Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains.
Contoods is nothing but a word made from Carly's (Miranda) rocks for brains.
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Get the Contoods mug.The art of bending. It requires a lot of stretching. Some contortion may be seen in the sport of gymnastics. A person that does contortion is called a contortionist.
Mom: catches daughter (Molly) stretching. " You should do contortion, you are very flexible."
Molly: " That would be fun!"
Molly: " That would be fun!"
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