construda

That which one brings to ensure that the party is most definitely ON.

1. Kool-Aid Maroney said he was gonna split if we didn't get some construda up in this muthafucka!

2. What kind of schrutebag serves second-rate construda during the Super Bowl?

by Murderface August 1, 2007

Constructive Bitchicism

con-struc-tive/kənˈstrəktiv bitchicism/biCHcis·sizəm

When a woman has a good point but it still comes of as Nagging !

"Baby you look great, you shure you wanna wear those shoes with that?"

With that woman it's all just constructive bitchicism.

by Chario September 3, 2012

Duncan Construction

The business owned by the most famous noncelebrity soundboard prank of all time.

On Youtube there are easily a thousand videos of soundboard calls using Frank, the owner of Duncan Construction.

Duncan Construction. This is Frank how'r yew?

Awwww fuggew yew stewpid cawksucker.

by Styxhexenhammer November 28, 2009

Carstruck

When someone pulls a dick move while driving and you can't be pissed at them because they're in a car you like.

''The other day I was going through a roundabout. someone driving a lancer evo snaked in front of me. I wasn't even pissed...if it were a lesser vehicle I wouldn't have been so carstruck!''

Driving like a douchebag in a civic makes you a douchebag. Driving
like a douchebag in a bmw m3 makes people carstruck and fools them into thinking you are cool.

''

by Danger_Rick July 2, 2009

contrunky

Used to describe the texture of a type of food, mostly chips. It can be good or bad depending on the context it is used. and when speaking its best to use facial expressions to get your point across.

used in a bad way:
ugh these chips are so contrunky (bad facial expression)
used in a good way:
i love these chips they are so contrunky (pleased facial expression)

by thepeepeeperson December 30, 2020

Road Construction

Road construction is a team sport, usually played by only one team. The object of the game is to place as many orange cones on the road for as long as possible. The sport attracts a variety of spectators usually arriving by vehicle in the earlier mornings and in the late afternoons. The sport can also be coupled with a game of Detour. In the game of Detour, the fans are given a series of complicated directions to follow with one critical piece of information missing. The object of the game of Detour is to determine this critical piece of information.

1. Hey Bob, I'll be watching the Road Construction this morning so I'll be late to work.

2. Yeah, sorry I'm late. Detour lasted a lot longer than expected. They gave us some really tough clues.

by bob123456789123456789 October 2, 2008

arniverous construct

Your left big toe.

Dammit! I think I just broke my arniverous construct!

by Mr. Shazbot May 18, 2004