constafart

when you are farting continuously

After eating chili and beans I had a constafart going the rest of the day.

by 3pharmacychicks April 1, 2010

constifarted

To be constipated with a fart.

I thought I had to shit, but only a little toot came out. I guess I was just constifarted.

by moegi9 May 22, 2010

constapational

When you make groaning noises while making poo.

STOP MAKING THOSE CONSTAPATIONAL NOSIES! GAAAAAH IT STINKS, CLOSE THE DOOR.

by bikermandude August 11, 2010

constabation

When one is not able to defecate for a set period of time thus resulting in strong urges to masturbate which, in turn, causes a euphoric sensation and an explosion of the bowels (anal leakage is also common during the process of constabation).

4 people in a hot tub:
Judy: Wow this is relaxing.
Patty: Yeah it sure is.
Joe: Mike! What the hell are you doing?
Mike: Oh man sorry guys. I haven't shit in five days so I'm practicing the fine art of constabation. To tell you the truth I am very aroused at the moment to the point where I feel as though I might possibly be able to drop a douce in the near future.

by pat and bridget November 29, 2006

Constifarted

When you have to fart, but nothing comes out.

I have to fart and im straining but nothing is coming out, I guess i am constifarted.

by SunniBunni September 6, 2010

constab

Any noun (idea). Can replace any person, place, or thing in a sentence. Short for constabulator.

I went to the constab yesterday and ordered some constabs.

by Joe V November 2, 2006

constadating

When one is constantly updating ones facebook status, blog,twitter etc. on a computer or phone when around people who bore them and or say somthing facebook worthy.
constadation: the act of constadating

Some Guy: Damn Keandre why you constadating so much!!!

Keandre: Man im stuck at this lame party.

by Noel Christmas June 9, 2011