A fat idiot that never shuts the fuck up and always talks about train. He attends the Robert Napier School and has only one friend.
by anonymous420911 January 19, 2019
you're so Ruby Constable core!
by BarackObama69 September 6, 2023
An ill-mannered police officer who pulls you over for a minor citation, gives you a hard time over nothing, and acts like he’s above the law. Of course if there’s a real crime going on Constable Charming more than likely won’t notice even if you try pointing it out to him.
Ali: This annoying cop gave me a speeding ticket because I was driving too slow.
Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!
Victor: Ha! Constable Charming strikes again!
by The Captive Spirit September 13, 2010
Person 1: Michael Constable isn't coming...
Person 2: PUNCE!
Person 3: Hey sorry I'm late to this discussion... what are you guys talking about?
Person 1 or 2 (doesn't really matter): Michael Constable.
Person 3: That puncey kid?
Person 1 or 2 (the one who didnt say the other bit): Totes
Person 2: PUNCE!
Person 3: Hey sorry I'm late to this discussion... what are you guys talking about?
Person 1 or 2 (doesn't really matter): Michael Constable.
Person 3: That puncey kid?
Person 1 or 2 (the one who didnt say the other bit): Totes
by Morganyep September 11, 2008
CFL - Constable For Life; a police constable who elects to remain a constable; not wanting to take on higher titles, i.e Sergeant, Supervisor, Inspector, Chief; preferring to work in the trenches, saying NO to a white shirt position; never forgetting where he came from; what made him!
"CFL - constable for life!"
Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?
Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...
Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"
Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!
Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life
copcoppersergeantsupervisorconstablelifer
Sergeant: "are you going to move up the law enforcement ladder any time soon there 20 yr medal"?
Constable: "nah, I'm good at what I do, enforcing the law, putting bad guys where they belong...
Sergeant: "sounds like you're part of the; CFL - constable for life"
Constable: "part of it; hell I'm the founder of it; besides, it would cut into my favourite past time of collecting shoulder flashes"! Besides, you need me to make you look good Sergeant"!
Sergeant: "boys will be boys; you're right though, I need you to keep making me look good; you truly are a 20 year medal worth keeping around"! CFL - constable for life
copcoppersergeantsupervisorconstablelifer
by winnipegdude March 13, 2013
A Common Law Constable is a fictional entity and title of a UK Sovereign Citizen antivaxxer who has paid a fee & monthly subscription to a website for the privilege of thinking that they are a Common Law Constable that gives them powers to shut down vaccine centres with fictional bogus legal paperwork.
Common Law Constables secure their beliefs with the crime number 6029679/21 which is not being investigated by the Met Police & is not being investigated.
For lunch Common Law Constables like a nice Crayola cookie.
Common Law Constables secure their beliefs with the crime number 6029679/21 which is not being investigated by the Met Police & is not being investigated.
For lunch Common Law Constables like a nice Crayola cookie.
I am a Common Law Constable and I am here today to serve your with this paperwork to inform you that you are committing a crime against humanity & the Sovereign people and we order you to shut down this vaccine centre to prevent harm, injury and death.
by MoMoShaf January 18, 2022
by juliet-dupree September 23, 2006