Conspirament

A cross between a conspiracy and an experiment.

Al Gore's conspirament of global warming designed experiments to prove the conspiracy of global warming.

by HAHNBALLS November 13, 2009

consPIRATEors!

conspirator:

1. one of a group that acts in harmony.
2. part of a group that agree to do an unlawful or unethical act.

pirate:

one who breaks intellectual property laws by reproducing protected works without permission

conPIRATEors!:

1. one pirate of a group of pirates that acts in piracy.
2. part of a group of pirates that agree to do piracy.

"The editor and the author of a word published on The Urban Dictionary were consPIRATEors!" - says a pirate.

by [e-mail] August 26, 2013

Conspiracyest

A person that loves, secretly worships conspiracy theory's.

"Jay, have you heard of the conspiracy of Eminem and Ariana grande?"
"lol, nah son."
"Damn, you non conspiracyest!"

by Ribbitxh January 5, 2017

conspirastoryalists

Conspiring to sell and tell stories and influence people.

To fuel paranoia and mislead the public i.e. propaganda, counter-conspiracy, untruths, obfuscation.

After a few drinks, Jack's conversation often borrowed facts from the usual conspirastoryalists.

Jill wrote conspirastoryalist junk for the local paper.

Channel Zero, uses conspirastorialism as entertainment to mislead viewers by inventing news and fabricating facts to obscure the truth.

by Doppelgänger April 9, 2021

Conspirashit

When a set of reasonable concerns gets hijacked into a groundbreaking, mind-bending collection of half-baked theories, assembled by the enlightened few who have seen through the lies—or, more accurately, spent too much time on Reddit at 3 AM.

A true conspirashit defies all logic, requires no evidence, and usually implicates Big Pharma, the Illuminati, the Reptilian Overlords, and at least one fast-food chain.

Often involves shadowy cabals, secret government programs, and the belief that "doing your own research" (i.e., watching a 40-minute YouTube video) is superior to decades of peer-reviewed science.

Mike: "Dude, the government just cut funding for public transportation. Looks like more people are gonna be forced to rely on cars and oil companies win again."

Jake: "Bro, open your eyes! This is part of a secret deal between Big Auto, the Freemasons, and the fast-food industry. If people can't take buses, they’ll stop walking. If they stop walking, they’ll get fat. If they get fat, they’ll buy more McDonald’s. It’s all connected."

Mike: "Jake, that is some next-level conspirashit."

Jake: "THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT THEY WANT YOU TO THINK."

by LuminalOverdrive February 11, 2025

Hard Problem of Conspiracies

A more focused version: the practical and philosophical difficulty of proving a real-world conspiracy once it surpasses a certain scale and sophistication. Beyond a point, the evidence becomes circumstantial, witnesses are discredited, and documents are classified or destroyed. The "hard problem" is that the mechanisms a powerful group would use to execute a major conspiracy (compartmentalization, intimidation, media control) are the same mechanisms skeptics cite as being implausible. Reality blurs into a Le Carré novel where truth is not just hidden, but actively designed to look like paranoia.

Example: "Investigating the corporate price-fixing scandal, we hit the hard problem of conspiracies: the emails were deleted 'routinely,' key players had sudden 'failure of memory,' and the one whistleblower's life fell apart. Proving it wasn't about finding a smoking gun; it was about reconstructing a shadow from the absence of light, knowing the court needed the gun itself."

by AbzuInExile January 31, 2026