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conservation of R's 

supposedly, the reason bostonians and new englanders say 'drawring' and other words like that

if you take the r out of 'car', etc, it's gotta go back somewhere
bostonian: "my kid was drawring a cah in school today."
explanation: conservation of r's

conservatron 

A person who blindly accepts all conservative ideology with no regard for scientific evidence, facts, history, or other information; a conservative robot incapable of independent thought; one who is utterly confused by ideas that do not conform to his or her conservative beliefs; often one who lacks the intellectual capability for rational argument; an ignoramus
Despite all the scientific evidence, that man believes global warming is a liberal hoax because he is a conservatron.
conservatron by NickFender August 10, 2012

Conservaskank 

A conservative turned media whore.
They will constantly interrupt people when it is not their turn to talk, and do just about everything to get their voice heard.

The legend has it that after the conservative has proved themself to be batshit crazy, he/she/it signs a pact with the Devil, and then are promised a half-life full of airtime.

The only reason that the devil deals with these people is because of his ties with Faux-er, I mean Fox-News.
He totally makes serious moolah when these goons appear on TV.

Needless to say, these people give a bad name to the respectable and sensible conservatives.

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"Ann Coulter is a prime example of a conservaskank; she kept interrupting the show's host even though he was agreeing with her, thus showing the world what a crazy bat she is."

"Debbie Schlussel is only invited onto various news and radio stations because of her retarded political views. Her purpose is to mystify people with her unsolvable mystery: How someone so well-educated has turned into such a racist, ignorant, webtrolling conservaskank."

"Hey man, that person is really conservaskankin'!"
Conservaskank by Sereth December 24, 2008

Coochie Conservationist 

A Person that believes in conserving the coochie till marriage
Ethan: Hey Fred have you and Ann had intercourse with your genitals yet?

Fred: No! I’m a Coochie Conservationist

Ethan: oh ok Fred I hope her juices are fermenting nicely 😀

Conservahot

Women, presumably mothers with teenage children, over 50 who dress conservatively and act in such a manner, but are also drop dead gorgeous.

Other forms:
-Conservahottie
-Conservhotasm.
Dude, your mom's a conservahottie.
Looking at her gives me a conservhotasm.
Mom, you're truly conservahot.
Conservahot by Taybells; March 13, 2009

law of conservation of mass-energy 

This observed scientific fact that disproves the idea of a creator, for the sum of matter and energy in the universe often change form to one another but get neither CREATED nor destroyed... give it up, religious fundamentalists.
God possibly represents the energy before the universe that exploded into the universe, but most certainly gets disproved as a separate person or entity, by the law of conservation of mass-energy.