conducted

To have set something alight. Used amongst professional pyromaniac.

"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"

by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005

confukted

1) Something that is both confusing and fucked up at the same time, beyond the normal range of such. 2) The feeling of being confused and fucked up at the same time.

"Dude, he's totally going out with his ex-girlfriend's ex-husaband's ex-girlfriend since she dumped him for her ex-huband who knocked her up while they were dating. That's confukted!" "A gallon of hunch punch later, Bill was confukted."

by Second Michael May 29, 2007

confusted

A bitter, sour blend of feeling confused - and frustrated at your confusion - and feeling like you done just got busted in the face with a cold 40oz of MadDog.

Zilo walked down the block confusted that Pedro diss'ed his El Camino just because the lawn mower he hauls around in it doesn't match his rims.

by pat12345678910 July 21, 2011

confusted

used as an alternative to confused.

now im confusted
im confused and confusted

by bacchus July 26, 2004

Conjucted

The gathering of some sort of material that is harmful to surrounding eco-systems.

The tributary of the two rivers were conjucted with extreme siltation. conjunctivitis

by Chris Cedarholm December 12, 2010

Conquered the forest

To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.

Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"

by Supabg December 2, 2014

conjunted

That thing I said one time instead of conjoined.

“We’re conjunted twins!”

“Don’t you mean conjoined?”

by Skesweater May 23, 2020