"Hey man, (slobbers), I just conducted a small pigeon!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"
"That's nothing! The other day I conducted some guy's hairdo right after I skooged him!"
by Alex Quantashassle June 22, 2005
Get the conducted mug.1) Something that is both confusing and fucked up at the same time, beyond the normal range of such. 2) The feeling of being confused and fucked up at the same time.
"Dude, he's totally going out with his ex-girlfriend's ex-husaband's ex-girlfriend since she dumped him for her ex-huband who knocked her up while they were dating. That's confukted!" "A gallon of hunch punch later, Bill was confukted."
by Second Michael May 29, 2007
Get the confukted mug.A bitter, sour blend of feeling confused - and frustrated at your confusion - and feeling like you done just got busted in the face with a cold 40oz of MadDog.
Zilo walked down the block confusted that Pedro diss'ed his El Camino just because the lawn mower he hauls around in it doesn't match his rims.
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Get the Conjucted mug.To be so successful in a hunting trip that you can fill your wardrobe with nothing but furs that you shot.
Person 1: "I haven't seen you wear anything but furs in the last month. Where did you get so many?"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"
Person 2: "I conquered the forest, so I've got a ton of furs!"
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