Consolism

The belief that one gaming console is better than another and therefore under no circumstance can be better or as good as that console. This belief usually continues to the games of that console and that even if a game is available for multiple consoles, the version of the console which the person believes to be better is better in all ways than the other console versions.

Person 1: Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for the Xbox 360 is better than Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 for the PlayStation 3 since the Xbox will always be better than the PlayStation 3.

Person 2: That is consolism.

by Luhta February 16, 2010

commonism

commonism, is an idealology which in contrast to the ideology of Communism, which is an economical entity controlled by the economical elite, and is a Socialist entailment. Instead makes reference to a social order, whereby the mentioned institutions are in direct control of the common man citizen body within a society and not the corporate economical and political elite. The social order in question is comprised exclusively of all citizens within a society, who are not members of the economical or political elite ( The Establishment elite ), the average and ordinary common citizen body.

commonism, is the solution for the combating of political and economical elitism, and consequently, the alleviating and curtailing of corruption and greed from within the economical and political fabric of a society.

by Baron Neville June 27, 2016

connoisseuristic

Referring to someone who is displaying continuous matter-of-fact knowledge on a particular topic

Sally: "Thats an interesting theory Phil however the last Fornicus posipostioppis was performed in May 1777 but Ingrid Snoutenhofen the last remaining resident of the Folly Tribe".

Phil: "oh"

Phil: "you're being a little bit connoisseuristic"

Sally: ">:|"

Phil: "I'm not sorry"

by crabcrabcrab🦀 May 28, 2013

wine connoisseur bluff

When you're in a restaurant and you're asked the taste the wine, not knowing really what you are tasting for, so you sniff the wine before you drink it, drink and nod in acceptance... whilst you find the whole formality unnecessary and pretentious

Waitor comes over and shows the bottle label to diner.

Diner: yeah... that's the one I ordered, what do you want me to say?

Waitor pours about 3 sips of liquid in the glass and "Shows you the glass"

Diner sips it.... the whole table is now in suspense

Diner nods in acceptance and everyone in proximity has a sigh of relief and ponders on the 2 minutes wasted on wine tasting and the diner for his wine connoisseur bluff

by London_guitarist August 7, 2010

Weiner Connoisseur

1. Someone who is a fan of the weiner.
2. Someone who enjoys looking at or touching the shlong.
3. A man who is a participant in male to male anal or other sexual actions.

Forrest the first gay male to come out of the closet is known around the school for being a Weiner Connoisseur. The other kids at the school make fun of him for being a certified taste tester of the male genitalia.

by Xxxcammyalvaxxx May 16, 2018

Pillow Connoisseur

A. A person who has dedicated their life to the art of comfort, and detests bitch ass down pillows with no support.

B. Someone who has accomplished many sexual endeavors, thus bringing them in contact with a large quantity of pillows at varying levels of quality.

A: The MyPillow guy is a modern Pillow Connoisseur.

B. The MyPillow guy became a Pillow Connoisseur by clapping cheeks for decades.

by PhallusyFallacy December 8, 2019

Dick Connoisseur

A title given to any person possessing expert knowledge or training in the field of dick.

A person of informed and discriminating taste.

That bitch has slept with so many guys, she's gotta be a Dick Connoisseur!

Catherine's not a whore, she's a Dick Connoisseur!

Note: Can also be shortened to "D.C."

by Ch^rlee July 12, 2007