Confuckulated

when something is so clapped it becomes confuckulated

Yo jimmys dick is so confuckulated it goes left right and sideways

by Jah42069 October 17, 2019

Conjogulate

Is when you hit something and it changes its shape almost entirely.

The mountain was conjogulated when the metiorite hit it, reducing its height by 100 feet and increased its width by 200 feet.

by asdfmovie2 February 6, 2010

Conjugulate

to mess up or do something wrong. Or to become sick

Ughh that pie totally conjugulated my stomach!

Katie is stupid; she always conjugulates in class.

by melanie w April 1, 2007

conjackulated

Jacked up to the point of being ridonculous. Sometimes used to describe an incredibly ugly person as well.

That chick's face is conjackulated. She best get a nose job soon.

by Jaide Macabre December 9, 2008

conjubulated

A feeling experienced when Chris Lantz's mother is sighted. Usually ends in boner-induction.

Dude, when I saw Chris's mom the other day, I got totally conjubulated!

by Dr. Wanker March 6, 2005

conjibulate

The act of poking something icky with a stick. Normally the corpse of a dead animal, like something washed up on a sea shore or road kill. Maybe turning over a semi dried cow pat. The stick is called a conjibulator.

To use a stick to investigate something you don't want to use your hands or fingers for. Because Urgh. But it's kind of fascinating.

I found a dead hedgehog in the garden I just had to conjibulate it. When I turned it over there were loads of maggots. Urgh. Conjibulator Conjibulating

by Lucid Space Dog May 24, 2016

Conjojulate

The feeling that occurs after swallowing food whole. Typically, people say that the food they swallowed stays in their throat for like 3 minutes and then it uncomfortably slithers down like a buttered sausage.

Person: Hey you okay?
You: Yeah, just conjojulated from eating a cheese stick whole.
Person: What does that mean?
You: Read the definition stupid.
Person: OOOH! So you're saying that I could say that I felt conjojulated after sucking ya pappy's member?
You: Wait, what?
Person; Whoops, nothing......

by wise and stupid March 16, 2019