Conored it

To "Conor it" is used when someone drops the ball, usually in a critical catching situation. It is derived from Conor Murphy, an American citizen so poor at catching the ball, even "stone hands" doesn't quite give the term justice. Conor Murphy's lack of catching ability has earned the phrase to "Conor it", "Conoring it", or "Conored it" when a situation arises where a person is completely unable to execute a very simple catch.

"Bill Buckner simply needed to snap the grounder from 1st base to clinch the World Series title, but instead he Conored it and Mets were able to win."

"I totally Conored that catch, I am so disappointed in myself"

by UrbanUrman October 19, 2015

Lachie O'Connored

To be so drunk that you pass out and hold on to the grass for dear life to avoid falling off the world.

Andrew: Dude was i drunk last night?
Stuart: You weren't just drunk you got Lachie O'Connored

by Matt Bentonwqqw March 4, 2012

conjorned

basically conjoined but for idiots

“hey the blankets are conjorned”

by taylorneedshelp October 20, 2020

Conjolted

Adj.
a. Complicated, intricately involved; intense shifts or exchanges; often referring to intense and abstract thoughts, feelings, or emotions that are changing or altering constantly.
b. Seperate and unrelated ideas or concepts that are muddled together into a single idea or concept.

-Bob's feelings on life are conjolted, he can find no peace.
-Joe and Susan are having a conjolted debate about life.

-"My feelings on abortion are conjolted. I'm against abortion, but I'm for killing babies." - Bob

by Torrayan February 24, 2010

Conjoined twins

Usually pertaining to a couple that is always together..AKA ct

Person 1: there goes Bryan and Mandy they are always together
Person 2: yeah they’re like conjoined twins or something
person 1: They should change their name to Mryan

by deck man January 13, 2006

contarted

to be confused and retarded. retarded meaning dumb

That was a very contarted thing to do.

by Jessica Maria December 19, 2008

conjoined twin

siamese twin

by Anonymous October 14, 2003