Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006

contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003

contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

contarshiwabba

Means anything you want it to mean or what ever the f#@$ you want it to. Especially when you THINK to your self.

Contarshiwabba Not this f$#@stick again.
Contarshiwabba F$#@ , I hurt my hand.
Contarshiwabba Here we go again.
Contarshiwabba

by War-god November 20, 2017

constard

An antonym of libtard

''Donald Trump is the best president of USA!''
''No, he isn't, you constard!''

by DatPoliticallyCentristBoi January 7, 2019

cotardsolutions

hot sexy man will do anything for him

a wee bit emo 🥱🥱

but god he is so hot hello 🤤

cotardsolutions is hot

by deez nuts are dripping help June 22, 2021