conflict constipation

Conflict constipation occurs when you really have to poop, but cannot because of a conflict, usually social or schedule related.

Joe: I have diarrhea but I have to be at school in five minutes!

Bob: Looks like you have a severe case of conflict constipation!

by joebob13 October 14, 2012

Conflict Cocoa

Cocoa or chocolate that comes from a source that is linked to war or conflict.

The funds from cocoa sales in the Ivory Coast fund the civil war. Therefore cocoa from the Ivory Coast can be said to be conflict cocoa.

by Mr Musing January 23, 2011

conflict babies

Babies rescued and/or adopted from conflict regions in Africa.

Did you hear that Angelina Jolie and Madonna adopted more conflict babies?

or

Why did you get conflict babies?
They're less expensive.

by Phamersen May 17, 2010

Conflict of interest

Google Chrome having Privacy Settings

The conflict of interest is the quintessential part of any good story.

by anuncertainsomeone November 25, 2020

unnecessary conflict.

any hostile discussion that begins with the keywords, "I", "You", spoken with accusitory inflection.
Generally, in connection with, personal gain or loss of some issues regarding vanity.

I am smarter than you, assumes contempt for the other's intelect.

You are wearing my sister's jacket, presupposes that there was no agreement....this will cause unnecessary conflict.

by socioputz December 4, 2010

Bias Conflict

Short for Inextricable Cognitive Bias Conflict. An extremely common, automatic conflict which erupts between individuals because every individual can only perceive and interpret events anchored in their biases which generate their cognitive biases.

Each one of two men rents a room in a house in Lakeland, Florida. Along with the landlady, the three live in a Bias Conflict because until each one comes to comprehend Cognitive Biases, each one will continue perceiving and interpreting everything based on their inherent biases.

by but for October 14, 2018

Conflict Cocoa

Chocolate that contains cocoa which is not fair trade.

I can't eat that, it's conflict cocoa!

by AnishaK March 28, 2007