confuculation

When one experiences extreme confusion as to how their world is a complete fucking disaster. An unexpected life altering situation that is fucked up.

I heard a rumor my live in boyfriend was married. I jokingly mentioned it to him and he admitted it was true. Now I am in this state of total confuculation!

by chit-chat-chick January 27, 2015

convagulations

A word use to praise a birth.

Friend: 28 years ago today I squoze my 1st baby out of my vagina

Me: Convagulations!

by turtlehore December 14, 2018

Contopulation

Contopulation; a variation of the word Contopulate

"Sorry you have the disease Contopulation"

by ElSentientWindow July 21, 2020

Concapulating

Concapulating is defined as the more extended and professional as well as formal word for "cap". The term used by persons that define someone is telling a lie.

- Bonny

"Bonny, you're concapulating!"

by StrithSthrouthSteath December 9, 2020

Conjaculations

What you shout when you and your partner have an orgasm at exactly the same time.

- Sorry, I really can’t talk right now, I just came.
- Me too! Conjaculations!!

by Pmcparty February 2, 2021

Confuzulation

adj; Like bamboozleing someone but better

verb; confuzzled, confuzulated, confuzzlemicated - being confused / bamboozled by someone

'Man, after you smoke this shit im gonner give you some hardcore confuzulation thatll fuck your mind.'

'Im so confuzulated right now'

by PlymouthhhhKid April 1, 2009

confratulations

A form of congratulations that is only warranted after completing a fratty activity.

confratulations lets do another around

by fratfratfratfrat June 6, 2010