getting coned

To be sexually assaulted in the rear

Getting coned- to be sexuall assulted in the rear by a penis

by Stevez July 18, 2017

Chicken Coned

When you eat wings or other greasy fried food after drinking heavily and vomit so it forms a pile in the shape of a cone.

Dude, I totally chicken coned in my sleep last night.

by Amieace May 5, 2019

Traffic Coned

Inserting ones penis into the tip of a traffic cone and having a family member (preferably mother or father) jerk you off through it. The cone allows for changing of laws and direction of norms.

Hey Jimmy how are getting off since you broke your arms? Well thankfully Mom traffic coned me last night.

by Adwala76 March 19, 2022

pepper spray comedy

A fringe genre of sketch comedy with super rapey vibes that is especially popular on Instagram. This type of comedy tends to satirize sexual harassment and assault and is performed by insanely creepy, horny con-artists. The term was first coined the the YouTube comedian/vlogger Cody Ko in a video about the topic in question called “Esteban is the worst thing to happen to Instagram”.

“Dude, check out this video Esteban posted! It’s hilarious!”
“How can you watch that fucking disgusting pepper spray comedy?”

by Ugly subhuman December 3, 2019

Comedy

Something you rarely see on Urban Dictionary

Dude urban dictionary is now all about inside jokes and stupid sex definitions. There's no comedy in these definitions.

by General-Kenobi July 17, 2020

comedore

The place the fish advises you to PEE.

🎼🎤🎣🎶🎵ratatatatataratatatataaa don’t pee on the floor use the comedore yuuuuuh lalalalalalalala ahhhhh🎤🎣 🎶🎵

by milk inhaler April 13, 2022

ya coded

greys anatomy language for "you fucked up"

Intern: Dude, I scrubbed in on a surgery today and I dropped an organ.
Intern 2: Man, ya coded.

by hayway5823 April 5, 2016