condominium

what we've all thought of the first time we've ever read that one other word...

Bob: hey I gotta go wash my condo
Joe: no you don't, your condominium is clean already
Bob: you're so cute

by Rhombicosidodecahedron June 17, 2023

condominium

An euphemism for condom

I always carry a few 'condominiums' in my wallet—better safe than sorry when the night gets interesting!

by Emotional Cruiser November 22, 2025

Clondominium

Condominiums on a massive scale flowing over hills and arroyos - same size, style, color, landscaping. Typically each condo is occupied by 2 adults, 2.3 children, 1 dog or cat and sometimes 1 rabbit. 2-car garage has 2 cars inside because the homeowner's association mandates no parking in the driveway or on the street. California has thousands of these unique housing units where neighbors don't know one another - and don't care.

In 1975, while traveling toward Riverside, California on Freeway 91, after having been away for several years, Patty and Gordie were amazed by the hundreds of clondominiums packed into the area known as the mouth of the Santa Ana Canyon. Clone + Condominium = Clondominium.

by Gordie Hayduk October 13, 2008