Condominium

A way for people who dislike the sound of apartment to say it while still sounding civilized.

proper meaning: An apartment that is owned, not rented.

Joe: "I just moved into my new condominium today."
Steve: "You mean an apartment?"
Joe: "Shh, don't say that in public."

by Johnyknowhow June 29, 2015

hand condoms

noun- The cheap disposable plastic gloves that food service enployees have to wear

Before she packaged my buffalo wings, the deli counter person put on a pair of hand condoms.

by YoucancallmeFloyd July 20, 2008

condoms

Something that Justin Biebers parents should have used.

Justin Bieber: Hey I'm cool and I can sing so well
Me: Your parents should have used condoms while fucking

by Pussyfucker666 May 7, 2011

Flavored Condoms

Condoms with a certain taste when sucked or licked such as cherry or grape.

MmMmMmMmMm these cherry flavored condoms sure taste great!

by Lotto23 January 31, 2005

looks like the clouds are out of condoms

the equivalent of saying its going to rain/snow soon best be preparwd

Carl, looks like the clouds are out of condoms again best be prepared as it going to rain soon

by staples are tasty July 21, 2021

connonism

A story or anecdote that is wholly or partially false. Usually used in situations where alcohol is prevalent.

My god, that story can't be true, are you sure it's not a connonism?

Are you taking the mick, cos that sounds like a connonism to me!

by Chunky Monkey 999 July 27, 2006

condomsation

When a man ejaculates inside a condom, and moisture particles form on the outside of the condom.

I hate the hassle of dealing with the contraceptive after condomsation has occured.

by rcebr April 26, 2011