Codbollocks

1. An exclamation of annoyance or frustration.
2. Variation of bullshit. Something made up or untrue.
3. Negative describing word.

1. Codbollocks, Dave! The dog's on the roof!
2. That's utter codbollocks, and you know it.
3. Your mum was codbollocks, sorry.

by CowInParachute February 11, 2004

condamn

Another way to say condom. Popularized by the YouTube hit video "Shoes".

"What did you expect to get for your birthday, condamns?"
"You'd best use a condamn if you don't wanna get knocked up!"

by Aluriaphin October 9, 2007

Conbefaffled

My word.
Also known as another word for being confused!

By Crikey, Because of this friggin' puzzle, I'm pretty friggin' Conbefaffled!

by Tezzy Dowzy November 19, 2004

Conabalos

Confiscated, abandoned or lost

'What happened to the PDA I lent you?' complained Ren.
'I dunno, it's conabalos' replied Eugene.

by Congo-K August 22, 2011

Condaddy

Someone who is completely worthless in life. A condaddy is someone who fails at everything they do and can complete nothing in a single day. You skip classes and sit in a lazy boy all day saying you have done something productive that day when you really know you haven't done a damn thing. If you know a Condaddy then you realize the kid is completely worthless.

Hey man are you gonna go to class today?....No I'm gonna sit and watch tv....Damn kid you keep this up and your gonna end up being a condaddy!

Hey are you gonna quit drinking everyday and do something productive or are you gonna keep acting like a Condaddy!!

by thelegend9109 November 15, 2011

codbroad

A broad (female) that plays the video game Call of Duty. Also among the best of the gaming instagrams ever.

Hey you stole that meme from CodBroad!

by Devastatingly March 30, 2015

conbeersation

As is often the case in business, people will defer talking about difficult or less relevant topics by suggesting that the parties in question discuss said topics over a beer. These beer infused conversations are conbeersations.

I think the central point is that our business is failing to address our customer's needs. Let's agree to defer the other subjects to a conbeersation later this week.

by jlfour March 13, 2017