blanket condemnation

The "overall" or "all-encompassing" disapproving verbal statement that Lucy vanPelt --- and Miss Othmar, too, apparently --- made regarding Linus's precious "yard of outing-flannel".

Before Lucy makes too big of a blanket condemnation of Linus's fabric-related "affliction", perhaps she should run a quick reality-check on her OWN life and see how many insecurities that SHE HERSELF has... she merely reacts to them in a different (and often far-more-upsetting/destructive!) way, such as screaming,. punching,. kicking things, etc., but she has said sensitivities all the same.

by QuacksO November 12, 2019

condomints

noun. Condom + Mints = condomints. A play on the word condiment.

condom flavored mints
or
mint flavored condoms

I ate a whole bunch of condomints last night and now I feel sick! :(

by RedDan69 March 22, 2011

condomint

When you fuck a girl with a condom and her vagina feels fresh

Yo girl you trying to go home and commit an act of condomint.

by valet6969 October 14, 2011

CONDAMMIT

the art of screwing up putting on a condom & saying fk it & getting another one & goin to town ! I like that !
-- wont roll down the shaft (inside out)!
-- end of condom pops !
-- wife bites a hole in it !
-- realized it was a Finger condom & wont fit your man-hood !! LOL
-- JUST ONE TIGHT HOLE !

WIFE: "HONEY, DON'T FORGET TO PUT ON A CONDOM!" ME: "NO WORRIES HONEY I'M PUTTING IT ON NOW" .......brief pause........ "CONDAMMIT !!!BEEP*BEEP*BEEP* --JUST A MINUTE TOOTS I GOTTA GET ANOTHER ONE !!" Condom-damit! Dont be a fool Re-Wrap your Tool !! PRACTICE SAFE SEX!

by RODGER SKIPPY SMITH February 11, 2010

Condanite

A group of female followers. Females who follow a male stud. They are like groupies following a rock star.

The Condanites love to follow the Danaconda (male stud) around and do whatever he asks.

by BringingLaughs February 14, 2019

condomitis

Where a man looses his erection during intercourse and blames it on the condom.

Man, I couldn't stay hard for that pig last night. After loosing my wood, I told her I had condomitis, hoping she'd do me bareback or oral but she didn't. It was probably the alcohol more than the condom.

by coneyman69 November 3, 2013

Condomit

A condom filled with vomit

Some dude left a condomit on my stores floor.

by GamestopBoi123 January 28, 2019