Conch 

Your penis hole.... usually associated with other sexual body parts.

Jake: "Did you hear that Bill can palm a volleyball with his conch?"

Oscar: "Dude thats crazy!! i can only palm a softball."

Conch by WeaselWrangler December 12, 2009

Conch 

The place a males testicles tuck up into during certain acts to prevent from abuse.

I was banging this chick so hard, its a good thing my balls were up in my conch.

Conch by Blipmeister December 16, 2009

conch 

the slimy sliver of stinky skin on a womans pussy-boner

that is the grossest smelliest conch ive ever seen

conch by jhbfksbcbkhbfjhbv May 31, 2007

conch 

Anything and everything, often people are offended by its over-usage

punch window trampoline bacardi

Mr. Mohr likes the conch.

conch by baCONCHi safe CONCH car May 16, 2006

conch 

A repulsivly large pussy area in which is disfigured and is covered in lumpy green bumps in which, at this time, are unidentifiable. As stated by Emi Chow, "My girlfriend has a conch. It isn't the nicest thing to have for dinner."

"I think Erika may have a slight case of conch," stated Dr. Williams.

conch by hairy_ass_muahaha March 17, 2003

Conch 

The female equivalent of the male gooch; the skin between the vagina and the anus.

Your Momma loves it when I'm eating conch!

Conch by Phat Lüke July 3, 2008

conch 

when 1 person fucks the other up the ass while also giving them head.

When Mike was about to blow his load, Jon decided to conch him so he could get Mike's jiz in his mouth.

conch by rire October 1, 2006