An object passed around in a group of people that when held, the holder has the groups attention and can announce a secret, or statement or whatever they have to say. One can only speak when holding the conch
by LaurenMackenzie June 23, 2008
Colloquialism for the vagina; referring to the often pink parted cavity that is common to both the female genitalia and the large mollusc.
by Passdog December 07, 2008
-verb-
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.
The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.
CONCHER
-noun-
One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.
Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.
While sharing a cigarette, bowl, etc, talking instead of smoking and passing.
The act of talking while holding a shared cigarette, bowl, etc, thus delaying others enjoyment and uslessly burning the smoked object.
CONCHER
-noun-
One who feels the need to talk while holding smoked object in a cyph.
Derived from the novel LORD OF THE FLIES wherein a conch shell is used to determine who is allowed to speak. As we live in a modern society, we do not need to hold objects in order to be heard. Therefore, conching is unnecessary and also burns away good smoke.
"Hey Joe! Stop conching and pass that!"
"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"
"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"
"This thing's kicked! Dammit Chris, you conched for so long that this thing's more beat than Tina Turner!"
"I like Dave a lot, but I would never smoke with him. He's a big concher. Once he gets his turn in the cyph, he'll talk until that shit's gone!"
by Donny Pro-Am March 27, 2008
1. the act of vomiting into an open anus which has teeth around the outside.
2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.
3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.
2. cutting a person's genitals off and keeping them in a shell for later ingestion.
3. cutting off someone's genital warts and sucking the juices out.
1. *blurgh* *munch, munch, munch, mmmmm* thats some good conching.
2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.
3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.
2. alfred didnt mind me bringing home my boss' genitals for dinner last night.
3. don't look at me in that strange way, i'm doing you a favour.
by bert and ernie July 25, 2006
A story or Statment that at first hearing apears to be normal but upon examination is a waste of time and not something that was worth saying in the first place
Similar to "Talking Shit"
When someone is talking conch they are talking just for the sake of talking and keeping conversation going.
Similar to "Talking Shit"
When someone is talking conch they are talking just for the sake of talking and keeping conversation going.
James: "One time me and marcus got a bag of MnMs and just ate them"
Karl: "Thats not a story James! Stop Talking Conch!"
Karl: "Thats not a story James! Stop Talking Conch!"
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