Contarded

A word used to insult someone. It means a constipated retard mostly used when someone is acting stupid... or their constipated.

OMG becky your so contarded today!

by Olive_loves_someone November 15, 2006

contarded

a combination of being conceited and retarded.

Britney Spears is so conceieted. thinks she's so hot when she's just a has been whore. she's retarded too, who lets a baby sit in their lap while they're driving. man, she's so contarded.

by Lola_lola23_2 September 21, 2006

contarded

of being contorted and/or retarded

diving off that bridge was really "contarded"!!!

by a. nonimouse July 6, 2003

contarded

Confused and retarded
When a individual doesn't know what theyre talking about.

She is so contarded and doesn't know anything

by josie321 March 3, 2016

cowarden

A wildlife agent who has no backbone do actually get out there and do his job.

Considering that many sportsmen are armed to the teeth and often take ample quantities of alcohol on their game-seeking sojourns, I cannot really blame someone for being a cowarden when it comes to enforcing a state's hunting laws.

by QuacksO November 15, 2019

cowardenation

A cooperative association among a number of law-enforcement officials.

One of the main causes of widespread animal-poaching is a lack of cowardenation among manpower across the affected areas.

by QuacksO November 15, 2019

comarde

Comarde is a ugly guy the girls like him tho but he jus dont like them back well sometimes he do but he probably a. Scorpio and Comarde is a chill dude like he probably likes being n the house but he likes going outside to n he loves girls but gets kind of scared to text or call them.

Comarde is the best

by Ashleyy November 23, 2021