Conan O'Brien 

8ft 7" Prepubescent Girl with a face whiter than the typical Republican voter and hair oranger than the cheesiest of cheese puffs. Known for hosting Late Night With Conan O'Brien, before moving on to The Tonight Show with Conan O'Brien, getting screwed by Jay Leno and NBC and then going to TBS with Conan from 2010 until 2021.

Hey, did you watch Conan O'Brien's last show on TBS?
Yeah it was sad :(
Hey, you gonna watch Jay Leno's new TBS show?

Conan O'Brien by TeamAbzy June 27, 2021

Conan O'Brien 

The FUNNIEST man alive.

Late Night With Conan O’Brien Rocks!!!

Conan O'Brien by Jon March 15, 2005

Conan O'Brien 

Host of Late Night with Conan O'Brien. He is planning to take over the Tonight Show in 2009. He is an excellent comedian and is way better than Jay Leno, David Letterman, and Craig Ferguson. Although Ferguson would come in second.

He often uses witty and sarcastic humour to get laughs, and he's great at it.

House band for the show is The Max Weinberg 7.

Announcer is Joel Godard.

Billy: Who's conan o'brien?
Me: a god.

Conan O'Brien by Jack Townshend June 30, 2006

Conan O'Brien 

Hilarious late night show host that can make anyone laugh.

I don't watch any other late night shows except Late Night with Conan O'Brien.

Conan O'Brien by ~*Foxy Lady*~ October 16, 2006

Conan O'Brien 

A genuinely funny talk-show host, who after becoming the host of The Tonight Show, provided more laughter in the first 5 minutes of his first show than the entire 17 years of Jay Leno hosting it.

Conan O'Brien's first-ever Tonight Show sketch, where he forgets to move to L.A. to host the show and decides to run on his feet all the way from New York.

Conan O'Brien by pinokkio83 August 7, 2009

Conan O'Brien 

(Noun) New host of 'The Tonight Show' replacing an older, lamer host that no one will ever really miss. Perhaps the biggest fear fans have put to rest since Conan's succession includes the retention of his wit, charm and childish antics.

Conan has since moved from New York to Los Angeles, California where he currently resides. That is until he replaces another less talented, even older, even lamer host.

(Adj) 'Conan O'Brien' could also be a man who fits the following criteria:
1. Tall
2. Pale
3. Handsome
4. Funny
5. Over 40
6. Irish and/or Catholic
7. Generous
8. Gracious

Truth be told every woman on earth secretly desires him and is kidding themselves if they deny it. Seriously...i see the conebone in my dreams when i go to sleep at night. As a matter of fact, I would totally be in favor of him changing his name to Conan O'Hotness. Actually, as of June 2009 that's his name now: Conan O'Hotness.

Me: "I want to fuck Conan O'Brien so hard!"

Some Idiot: "Are you kidding me? He's old enough to be your daddy."

Me: "Conan can be my daddy any day...bitch."

Conan O'Brien by thehuntress June 3, 2009

Conan O'Brien 

See douchebag

Conan O'Brien sucks so very much. Conan O' Brien is such a douchbag!

Conan O'Brien by jsd9632 November 27, 2010