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cumshot put

When a man ejaculates onto another persons back usually after having intercourse doggy-style, and he then measures how far he shot his seed down the person's back.
Have you heard of this new olypic sport? It's called the cumshot put, and I saw the judges give this guy a ten after he made it all the way to his partners left ear lobe.
by kingtommy February 16, 2006
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self-inflicted cumshot

a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.
1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.

2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
by devouthorse April 4, 2009
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cumshot

To ejaculate. Typically on a part of the body. For example, on the face (i.e. facial), in the mouth, on the breasts, on the legs or buttocks. Some fetishes even shown 'cumshots' on leather boots. Cumshots typically refer to a male ejaculating on a female but also include ejaculation on another male, inanimate objects, animals, or simply into the air (the cum falls where it may). The cumshot is very popular in pornography perhaps due to its explicit sexual nature which excites many.
Silvia Saint took a beautiful cumshot all over her face and tits.
by darkavenger May 10, 2004
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cumshotjitzu

It is when you do the fireball from naruto but instead of the fireball it is a cumshot
Dude i just cumshotjitzu all over her.
by LOKEIE February 4, 2020
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Walk By Cumshot

Also a "Walk By Cumming", the act of secretly masturbating in public, then jizzing on a complete stranger, before running off.
"Frank, call the cops... I've just fallen victim to a walk by cumshot."
by Drewbud315 May 17, 2007
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Starbucks cumshot

n. An alternate way to refer to the "Starbucks doubleshot" beverage; a 6.5-oz can of espresso and cream. So called because, despite the fact that it is not carbonated, when opened it tends to eject some of its contents directly into one's face or onto one's clothes in a manner not unlike that of a cumshot in a porno.
I shouldn't have worn that little blue dress today. My morning Starbucks cumshot deposited a stain on it.
by SkidMarkyMark July 31, 2006
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self inflicted cumshot

When one is violently masturbating and he ejaculates so hard that the so called super flying semen lands all over the individuals face.
'' i was fappin' like crazy, man and i cummed so hard that it hit me right in the face, it was a self inflicted cumshot. Nasty shit dude. ''
by jamaicanpearl December 27, 2011
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