comprehentious, comprehentiousness

to bombastically draw conclusions or make extrapolations from inadequate data;

a compounding of comprehention and pretentious.

Bob, the new sales guy, spent 30 minutes learning our newest product and announced that he could see that there needs to be major improvements before anyone can really use it. 30 min.!! I find that so comprehentious. He doesn't even know how to use it.

by boB Harvey November 6, 2003

Competencentracion

(Com-pe-ten-sen-traction)
When you concerntrate really hard on something and it’s escaping your mind a little bit but then you get it.

“I knew I knew what I was talking about and then I competencentraciatied (plural of competencentracion) enough that the answer became clear”

by Drunk Anonymous December 7, 2018

Acute Lyrical Comprehension Syndrome

ALCS is the inability to understand the lyrics of a song no matter the style. One may be ALCS positive when: he/she does not understand the meaning behind the words or when he/she just doesn't understand the words themselves.

You may have a condidtion known as acute lyrical comprehension syndrome or ALCS.

by Ni2k February 16, 2013

Comprehendable

Not actually a real word, yet some people claim it is when they use it in a sentence.

Person:"Was that supposed to be comprehendable by a human mind?"

Me:"Comprehendable isn't a word. Facepalm."

by FapLord March 13, 2011

comprestand

To Comprehend and to understand at the same time, thus having a full comprehension and understanding of the situation or idea etc.

I comprestand what you mean about her amazing body.

I comprestand my rights Occifer.

by Curtis F. A.K.A C~Dawg September 6, 2005

Comprehenday Bitch

means when you are talking to someone with attitude and they don't understand you, then you have to redirect them to full comprehension of the conversation.

My name is not Ronald McDonald do you Comprehenday Bitch.

by DuckyDoRight April 16, 2009

Treorchy comprehensive school

A pile of shit with nerds, geeks and savages
If you’re a druggie behind the barn is for you. If you’re a nerd then you’ll get bullied.

Always a popular group who hates other groups and thinks they’re it. All girls wear makeup even when it’s a “strict school”. Boys no under 2 cuts, hehe.

If you go down pupil support (unit) then you’re it as it’s such a big deal. So easy to get a detention though, just say something to the teacher and magically you have a detention. Unless you’re that nerd who every teacher likes.

*No phones* fucking bullshit

This place should go burn down fp

Someone add to this because I don’t know fuck all to say

Let’s go to treorchy comprehensive school, we can smoke behind the barn then

by Godieffs August 20, 2018