An incredibly fast computer disguised as a Windows 98 peice of crap. It will most likely look the same on the outside but be brand new on the inside. It has the latest processor,RAM and videocards built into a crappy shell.
1.I saw a sleeper computer but I didnt know it was any different from the old crappy school computer next to it.
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!
2.After he started the computer, Mr.X was shocked to see it running a modern OS and start incredibly fast.
3.Wow look at that peice of crap.Wait,Holy Cow it's running Crysis at 60 fps!!!!
by Freshstyles50 August 22, 2009
Get the Sleeper Computer mug.1. A literal reference to a packaged good that has all of its parts, all the necessary criteria fulfilled, etc.
2. As slang, a reference to a woman or man who has all the traits that one would desire in a romantic or sexual partner.
3. Less frequently, a reference to a product, like a car, computer program, or almost any other product that has all the desired traits of that given product.
Frequently used as "the complete package".
2. As slang, a reference to a woman or man who has all the traits that one would desire in a romantic or sexual partner.
3. Less frequently, a reference to a product, like a car, computer program, or almost any other product that has all the desired traits of that given product.
Frequently used as "the complete package".
1. This kit is not lacking any parts, it's the complete package. The package you are purchasing today is complete.
2. Sarah is the complete package; she's intelligent, with a beautiful face, sexy body, and a great personality.
3. Michael's new Mercedes is endowed with a powerful engine, a high crash-test rating, amazing handling, and a luxurious interior. His car is the complete package.
2. Sarah is the complete package; she's intelligent, with a beautiful face, sexy body, and a great personality.
3. Michael's new Mercedes is endowed with a powerful engine, a high crash-test rating, amazing handling, and a luxurious interior. His car is the complete package.
by nom de plume1 July 13, 2009
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This term was created for people on social media who alter their selfies to make themselves look better. Photo shopping mass quantities of lard from their bodies so people will believe they aren't fat blobs.
Damn bro, Jaime was looking fine in her Facebook profile picture. Too bad she had some computer liposuction done!!
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by Water Washington April 14, 2014
Get the rectal computer mug.This is what you hear before the Indian scammer starts to fix your computer but actually steals $11,000 from you.
by I just work here March 30, 2021
Get the Your computer has virus mug."Baisti complete" means someone just got disrespected or insulted.
"Beizzati karna" is Urdu/Hindi for disrespecting or insulting someone.
Instead of saying "bay-iz-zat-i" folks just say "beizti" or "baisti."
Not to be confused with "basti" which refers to (informal, urban) settlements.
"Beizzati karna" is Urdu/Hindi for disrespecting or insulting someone.
Instead of saying "bay-iz-zat-i" folks just say "beizti" or "baisti."
Not to be confused with "basti" which refers to (informal, urban) settlements.
by nomes September 18, 2012
Get the baisti complete mug.A phrase often used by computers and robots in science fiction TV shows and movies, meaning failure to understand.
The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.
The phrase has been attributed to the comedy TV show ‘My Living Doll’.
by AuntyMouse April 12, 2009
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