The Completely Canadian Race is exactly what it sounds like. It takes things that Canadians are known for and is all put into one race. Basically the race is a group of skaters racing around a shoveled off piece of ice on a lake, river, or pond, while chugging a beer. You must have skates, hockey stick, one full beer. The brew must not leave your lips and you cant stop drinking. The winner is determined by whoever has the least amount of beer left in their bottle.
"To start off a great game of muck the other day, we had a Completely Canadian Race. Stuart got dummied so hard coming around the corner because he was being a dust and went the wrong way around the pond"
by Pretty Much Awesome December 25, 2009
Get the Completely Canadian Race mug.Past the point of insanity, past the point of rationality. Incorperates both the meanings batshit and loco but on a much higher scale. Just losing it, the day before or maybe the day you are commited permenantly to a mental asylum.
Jim: Yo dude, whats up?
John: Not much, dave's nailing hamsters to the wall in the kitchen
Jim: WTF?!? what for?
John: His girlfriend left him for his brother, He's gone completely fucking batshit loco
John: Not much, dave's nailing hamsters to the wall in the kitchen
Jim: WTF?!? what for?
John: His girlfriend left him for his brother, He's gone completely fucking batshit loco
by Yanosh July 24, 2008
Get the Completely fucking batshit loco mug.An inappropriate, cold response to a serious or emotional situation or comment from someone. To be used when the responder really doesn't give a shit. Most effective when used as a hashtag to a ridiculous situation. For example, ruthless capitalist extraordinaire Kevin O'Leary saying it's a "great thing" that 3.5 billion people live in abject poverty was a #completelyfair comment. Best used as a hashtag. Absolutely necessary given all the ridiculousness in the world.
1: My mom died of cancer today after a five year fight.
2: #completelyfair
Liberal: It sucks that 3.5 billion people are living on basically nothing.
Super rich white guy: Completely fair.
2: #completelyfair
Liberal: It sucks that 3.5 billion people are living on basically nothing.
Super rich white guy: Completely fair.
by BrownSanctimony January 26, 2014
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by nyytardd August 30, 2021
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from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet
from "Not the Nine O'Clock News", referencing Reginald Bosanquet
by SpannerLive April 18, 2023
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adjective
1. (of a student) enrolled exclusively in AP/DC courses.
"he's completely FUCKED junior year"
Similar: screwed, doomed, done for, finished, damned
2. me; presently.
"much to my displeasure, I'm completely fucked at the moment"
adjective
1. (of a student) enrolled exclusively in AP/DC courses.
"he's completely FUCKED junior year"
Similar: screwed, doomed, done for, finished, damned
2. me; presently.
"much to my displeasure, I'm completely fucked at the moment"
Usage(of completely fucked) over time drastically increased alongside growing high school attendance in recent years
by EGJohnson October 10, 2023
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