completedness

the state of being complete
having all tasks or requirements fulfilled

"Lets just invite them for the sake of completedness."

by Nutype51 April 19, 2004

computard

A person who under no circumstance should own a computer. Not even a Mac

This guy is such a computard he thinks the mouse is a toy for the cat.

by arris January 27, 2008

Completeditaphobia

Fearing completion. Fear of things that have an ending. Fear of completing something in life, like projects, books, or crafts. Fearing the end.

My completeditaphobia has froze me in my tracks. Therefore, I'm unable to finish renovating the bathroom.

by Mrs. JFV July 23, 2007

completed it mate

line from the Imbetweners where Jay tells Neil in a DVD // CD // Video Game store that he has "completed it mate" when Neil choses several items from the store.

James Buckley has Shrek's finger in his nose.

Yeah I had his finger in my bum, completed it mate

by Silly Spoon June 1, 2018

Computard

1. Some one who does not know how to do the simplest things on a computer, even if it's right there in front of them.

2. A computer that is really slow and crappy and never does what you want it to do... even if you're a computer expert.

1.

Goerge: Hey Jimmy, how do i turn it on?
Jimmy: The big button.
George: Uhh... What?!

Today, I tried to sign up for facebook. I filled out all the fields, but I couldn't find the sign-up button. I'm such a computard.

2.
Computer: There is a problem with the server. Application will close in 10 seconds.
Amanda: WTF?! Maybe I'll just reboot it.

Computer: *after being rebooted* Startup Failed. restart Computer Shut Down cancel

Today, I decided to use Patrick's computer. It took 10 minutes just to get in to the internet. Ugh. It's such a computard.

by lvvrgrl June 18, 2009

Coddletard

Someone who has been coddled by their parents to the point where the ability to function in society has been retarded.

I asked Jen to light the candles. She said "I don't know how to use a lighter". She was a real coddletard.

I asked Jen to put he candles on the guests tables. She replied, "I am too embarrassed to put the candles on the tables". Coddletard.

by JonnyComment September 8, 2013

completed

the act of fufilling one's act of ejaculation

Oh man, that chick was so hot that when she bent over, I think I completed...

by Neo2129 June 9, 2003