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Commutard

(COM-YOU-TARD)

1. A person who acts as though all people with a particular personal trait belong to a "community" and therefore must all agree unanimously on any issue, or hold the same beliefs because of that shared trait.

2. A small minded and discriminatory person who robs others of their individuality by trying to group them based on personal traits or characteristics.
Example 1
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Person 1: The skeptic community has always voted for X party
Person 2: Stop being a commutard

Example 2
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Person 1: I support the hetrosexual community in their desire to X
Person 2: Stop being a commutard
by LemonySnickets September 26, 2020
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Computard

Someone who is 100% completely computer illiterate.
My boss is the biggest computard I have ever met!
by Nasty N8 Ball May 1, 2008
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Computard

One who is computer retarded.
One who is resistant to age of times.
One who cannot find the desktop or the dreaded toolbar.
One who does not get the distinction of right click or left click.
One who jumps on the couch when you mention a mouse.
The girl on our team is a computard, she's always playing with her mouse and never gets anything done.
by jonjeff July 17, 2014
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communal dump

Everyone in a community stands together in a circle holding hands, bending over, and they all take a dump at the same time. However, pants are mandatory.
Alyssa loves to participate in Communal Dumps.
by Big Boodith Judith June 13, 2017
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Communal Poop Towel

a soft towel used in public or personal bathrooms that is used by everyone making excrement that replaces the need for disposable toilet tissue with a more comfortable and luxurious alternative and is hung on a ring or hook in place of where a toilet paper roll would normally go. it is usually cleaned once a week. it will become the societal norm after the war of 2023 A.D..
after defecating much runny and undigested food, i wiped my anus with the communal poop towel.
by Lord Ham Wallet December 26, 2010
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Computard

A computer user who's hella retarded and hasn't any idea what the hell they're doing with a computer. Someone who thinks a virus scanner will protect them from pop-ups and banner ads. Someone who deserves nothing more than a limited-rights account and no ability to install software themselves. If they need Flash or Acrobat Reader, they need to call IT instead of bothering downloading themselves. Viruses and trojans were written because these people deserve them.
Thea is such a computard; she spilled coffee in her laptop and screwed up the MBR on the desktop I let her use — she's such a roob!
by Joshwalla May 23, 2009
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Communal Cheese

Communal cheese is cheese shared by all, chopped by a friend and eaten by another, or just plain sharing cheese with a stranger.
"Hey Patty, mind chopping this cheese up for me?" "Sure Bob, I know you love communal cheese!"
by Thequestionis Whoare You August 30, 2011
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