compensation car

A car, usually a Hummer or Jaguar, that identifies that a man is covering up for his small penis.

Yesterday I saw my Asian co-worker run crying out of work, the next day he bought a hummer. Clearly a compensation car.

by Redneck Prep December 9, 2010

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Locker Combination

A womans measurements

Laura had a big ol bootie, her locker combination was, 36-24-38

by SirHC510 August 30, 2006

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Homer: Hey, where's Charlie? How'd he get out of this?
Carl: Uh, he's at home on worker's compensation.
Lenny: Yeah, he got injured on the job and they sent him home with pay. It's like a lottery that awards stupidity.
Homer: Stupidity, eh?

by KingSizedHomer July 10, 2010

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condensational

exciting; turbulent

wow this conversation is condensational!

"how was your day"
"very condensational, you?"

by Corentheuss February 19, 2008

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Combinationitis

The euphoric hyperactive feeling you get after the movies when you've combined Twizzlers, large popcorn, and a jumbo soda. When you reach the pinnacle of your cinematic snackage. Twizzlers are optional, sour patch gummies or two boxes of snowcaps are an acceptable alternative.

After the movie Vonnie asked "Shayne or Tyler, would one of you be my designated driver on the way home?". "Why", said Shayne, "You haven't been drinking". "Ya, I know", said Vonnie, speaking about 100 mpr. "I'm afraid I've reached the pinnacle of my cinematic snackage and have a bad case of combinationitis.

by von444 October 6, 2009

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Twerkers' compensation

The demand for pain relief for the mind, body, and soul the day after an evening of combining dance (twerk) and alcohol consumption to a point of excess.

"Man, I raged so hard at that Good Charlotte show, I definitely need Twerkers' compensation today."

by The Stafford Executive September 8, 2013

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