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comcastic

(adj)
Originally thought by many to be a synonym to fantastic in terms of cable & internet providers.

(Note that the information above is as far from true as a furby is from becoming a threat to national security)

The correct definition follows:

All that is utter shit in reliability and quality. Mainly focusing on but not limited to: a certain cable company who happens to repair its internet servers every 20 minutes, causing users to become mentally insane within hours; who also rarely broadcasts decent movies on its 900+ channels (only 100 or so of which are accessible without paying $200/mo); and who claims to run its service using a mercury-like substance which, when touched, causes erratically, unrealistically fast movement. Also see comcast, comcastrophe, bombcast.

(syn)
shitty, not pwnage, crap, unreliable, sucky, pointless existence

(ant)
reliable, good service, pwnage
-Comcast blows, my damn internet is down again *punches modem*
-Aw shit, I stepped in high speed! *smashes through wall, then runs into a rusty steel fence in back yard*
-Fuck, now I'm gonna sue them cause they made me run into a fence that impaled me through the spine AND made me get rust poisoning! It's comcastic!
by DrkRatchet105 April 13, 2008
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comcastic

fraud frawd noun
1. deceit, trickery, or breach of confidence, perpetrated for profit or to gain some unfair or dishonest advantage.
Open Internet Coalition executive director Markham Erickson in a statement. "If Comcast doesn't change its behavior, the word 'Comcastic' is going to become a synonym for fraud."
by redsmokescigs February 22, 2008
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Comcastic

The borderline between crappy and shitty. If you know what I mean...
What a comcastic thing to do!
You are so comcastic!
Who would have such comcastic ideas?!
by computercrazy77 December 18, 2017
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coolastic

Remy’s Voodoo has a coolastic genre of music.
by Remy’s Voodoo April 22, 2018
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Combustication

Bursting sudenly into flames

comes from the song "Pardon Me" by Incubus in which Brandon Boyd uses it.
...cuz lately ive been thinking of combustication as a welcome vacation from...
by Louis Friend August 16, 2004
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comcastic

a stupid word made up by someone at comcast to try and get people to buy their products
wow thats comcastic, ick
by bluekangaroo December 28, 2005
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corbtastic

The guy must have a Corbtastic in his pants
by Corbo966997 December 3, 2013
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