nut cologne

The smell on your face that lingers after a guy screws yer mouth, from his nuts smackin yer face repeatedly

"I'm wearing Brent's nut cologne, from our session this morning, have a sniff."

by Mr. Mangina May 13, 2005

cologner

n. One who because of his massive overuse of cologne is alienated by peers, friends, family, etc.

Too bad Jeff's such a cologner, he's kinda cute.

by kk shuffle December 24, 2016

Camping Cologne

Any kind of Insect Repellant, Bug Spray, whatever keeps the mosquitos from biting.

Person 1: Aw, man, I'm being eaten alive by these bugs!
Person 2: Time to break out the Camping Cologne!

by Andrew Clayberg October 1, 2007

Disney cologne

The wafting aroma of sun screen, sweat, deodorant and BO that everyone wears whilst vacationing in the world of Disney.

Man, I was gonna shower this morning before we headed out to Epcot center, but I think I'm just gonna wear my Disney cologne like everyone else.

Boy am I glad everyone is wearing their Disney cologne, or else this place would smell like balls and ass.

by biggiesmallzballz June 27, 2010

cologne knowledge

When you have so much cologne on people can smell you from a mile away. When people know you enter the room by your scent. When someone can smell your clothes and know they belong to you.

Wow Dave, your sweatshirt is blessed with cologne knowledge!

by NBS Team July 24, 2009

redneck cologne

bug spray

1. Get me the redneck cologne, these damn mosquitoes are eating me alive!

2. Let's pick up some redneck cologne and go camping.

by antibiotek June 6, 2010

Canine cologne

Dog Piss.

Bro are you wearing Canine Cologne? You smell like dog piss!

What is that smell?
It's canine cologne - the dog pissed on the carpet.

by B. Hanback September 28, 2008