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collateral ejaculation

v. Unintended ejaculation caused by an action, especially unintended exposure or slippage by a female wearing too little clothing. Typically the ejaculator is one of limited sexual experience and does not possess the ability to control his/her "load".
Aaron -"Hey where did Nate go?

Ben -"Oh man, when that girl (motioning with hand) bent over and her tittie came flying out, Nate had a collateral ejaculation and had to run to the bathroom."
by unbastardoloco June 17, 2007
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Collaboration

The idea that everyone can work together and produce something better than they could on their own with less work.
Often results in more work for 1-2 members of the group who receive little help
Group Member #1: So lets get started on this project
Group Member #2: Yeah this is going to be easy
Group Member #3: You two can do it on your own and put my name on it okay?
Group member #1: I hate Collaboration
by Winning_Gnome December 31, 2011
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Collateral

A gaming term used when a player kills two or more players with one sniper bullet.
"Dude! I just got a collateral off of (player one) and (player 2), and the other guy was behind the wall!"
by Midnight67 September 11, 2009
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gang collaboration

(N) a way for gangs to work together on the streets in harmony
The Bloods and Crips at the 'Truc Picnic' in '92 were using the ways of gang collaboration by agreeing to live by the Code of Thug Life.
by Stephen Le Mense September 17, 2006
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collateral baggage

The unintended consequences inflicted on some random individual that was caused by an asinine and/or selfish action of a toolbag.
John was the victim of some collateral baggage when he went to get chicken soup at the buffet line and all he got was broth due to the previous customer purposefully sifting all the chicken and noodles out.
by Darth Chubb November 11, 2011
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Collaborative Consumption

Collaborative consumption is when pre-owned goods are passed on from someone who does not want them to someone who does.
Joe practices collaborative consumption on BoxGiver by exchanging packaging materials with his neighbors.
by AnacapaHall October 16, 2021
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collateral damage

Military slang for the mass murder of civilians through the use of weapons which are known in advance to be imprecise and/or to cause damage across a large area (e.g. cluster bombs).
by troops out of Iraq! April 27, 2004
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