The smallest shit rut of a town, that consists of nothing but hicks and hoes who do nothing but talk shit. If you get bored in Colfax, Iowa, you’re in luck! You can smoke shitty weed parked behind McDonalds! That weed giving you the munchies? Choose between the McDonalds you just smoked by, subway, or a shitty little Mexican restaurant. If you see a teenager on the street there don’t stop for them. Their first words will be “can I hit that?” And always remember kids, if you do any other drugs than smoke weed and get drunk off shitty liquor in a garage you’re a piece of shit. And if you see any adults, they’re either old or do meth, so say hi!
by you all suck so much ass April 15, 2020
A very long avenue in the Denver Metro area in Colorado. It runs through an array of diverse, historic, and varying neighborhoods both east and west of Broadway. It's changed a lot over the years and has been gentrified in some parts, but the classic Colfax charm can still be experienced in some ways. It's also not really near LoDo or associated with that area in any way.
There's a lot to see on Colfax! Just ignore the terrible, inaccurate, and somewhat offensive definition I wrote in on this site in 2006 when I was young and had no idea what I was talking about.
A very long avenue in the Denver Metro area in Colorado. It runs through an array of diverse, historic, and unique neighborhoods for many miles both east and west of Broadway. It's changed a lot over the years and parts of it have been gentrified like much of Denver, but the classic Colfax vibe can still be found in some areas. It's also not really near LoDo or associated with that area in any way whatsoever.