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Cold Turkey 

Attempting to leave Yale University for summer vacation. The three months apart from said institution is known to drive naive quitters insane, until they inevitably relapse around late August. Side effects of quitting Yale cold turkey include extreme boredom, Forever Alone, Sad Frog face, sobriety, and reassimilation into mainstream society.
Concerned mother: It's my 19 year old's first time quitting Yale cold turkey. He's two months in but he's stopped eating.

Another mother: My son failed a class so he could retake it over the summer.

Concerned mother: My son never thought of that!
Cold Turkey by IDlOT August 21, 2011

Cold Turkey 

In which during intercourse, your partner will suddenly flail about until the unexpectedly die on top of you.
"Yeah I was going to give him a blow job, but he suddenly went cold turkey on me"

Cold Turkey 

Cold turkey is the term used to describe a turkey which is not any of the following:
hot turkey
slightly warm turkey
lemon-grass-with-pepper turkey
smothered-in-gravy turkey
My Mum forgot to cook the turkey again... so we had to have cold turkey
Cold Turkey by turkeylover December 26, 2013

Cold Turkey 

when you whack off and you stop right before the jiz comes out and you wait. You dick gets cold and your nuts shrivel up. Then you smack it and everything comes out.
Your gay and I'm going to cold turkey you in your eye.
Cold Turkey by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

cold turkey 

What your dinner tastes like before you cook it
Turkey tastes better warm than cold

Cold Turkey 

turkey that has been sitting out to long and has become cold. duh! assfuckers

or has been sitting in the fridge.
Buck:Hey John, are you eating Cold Turkey?
John:Yes, this is cold turkey.