colbinista

Colbinista: A group of law and rule-abiding Colbert Nation citizens out to enforce the teachings of our very own superior, Stephen Colbert himself.

Colbinista: A member of the above group.

Derivation: the Sandinista National Liberation Front, or Sandinista and Stephen Colbert's last name.

Provenance: My creation may seen in hundreds of posts on the colbertnation.com message board.

Llooren is a colbinista and writes about Stephen every day.

by Kerojack August 15, 2006

Corbing out

Timing out on an IRC channel.

Damnit, I keep corbing out!

by Somedudethatwasbored April 6, 2010

Finger Cobbing

A sexual act where holding a cob of corn is simulated by inserting between one and three fingers into the mouth, and either the vagina or anus.

Veronique got finger cobbed at the hot-house party! She totes loves finger cobbing.

by Beryl January 1, 2017

Cobbing

The male version of vabbing. When a guy wants to attract partners but wants to go au naturel or has no money, they will take a bit of their pre-cum and use it like a cologne. This uses their natural pheromones to attract a sexual partner.

Heading to the bar tonight to hook up, but I'm broke so I just did a little cobbing before going.

by gekkman May 15, 2023

Collings Lakes

A place to get some of that green shit.

A juggalo at Collings Lakes sold me a dime there once!

by Nak Nak February 17, 2009

Collingwood Free Kick

In the game of Australian Rules Football, a free kick that is awarded by an umpire for no apparent reason. So called because they are most often awarded to players of the Collingwood Football Club. Also, a free kick awarded to a Collingwood player when one should rightly have been awarded to the opposition.

Collingwood player attempts to take a mark, drops the ball, is awarded a Collingwood Free Kick anyway.

by martybanana August 14, 2012

combing the carpet

1. The act of crawling around on the floor looking for small pieces of crack cocain that may have fallen in the carpet. This is a very common occurrence after crack heads and crack whores run out of drugs and money.
2. The act of searching for LSD after you have spilled it into the carpet.

vachil was combing the carpet for 3 hours after running out of crack.
Ford spent the night combing the carpet after spilling a vile of microdot acid on the rug.

by Ford Lawnmower November 6, 2007