Cohencidence

A play on 'coincidence' and the common Ashkenazi Jewish surname Cohen. Used to imply that Jews are behind certain events or movements that are purported to be random or organic. Similar to ((())).

"Man, it's crazy that an attempted serial bombing and a mass shooting happened right before the midterms..."

"Yeah, it must be pure cohencidence."

by strangebrewn October 28, 2018

Coheasian

A group of females possessing both team cohesion and an Asian Chick (Presumably one with a high level of physical attractiveness)

"Man, those five white girls we met yesterday were suppose to meet us here 45 minutes ago, they are seriously lacking coheasian."

by GoonSquadHammer February 4, 2009

Cohick

One who yells Bob Saget many times a day after watching tourettes guy on youtube.

- Ah Bob Saget!!!

- what was that?
- oh, just some kid being a cohick

by Blonde Haired Midget January 15, 2010

Danielle Cohn

Wears a lot of makeup and spray tans, not a whole lot of clothing, and posts all of it on Instagram after heavily photo-shopping.

Age: 15 (we hope)
Birthday: Mar 7, 2004
Current boyfriend count: 9
Current baby count: 0, surprisingly enough

1. Richard Ortiz, 12 (Mar - Jul 2016)
2. Jayden Price (Oct - Dec 2016)
3. Nelson Aguilar (Jan 2016 - ? 2016)
4. Owen Bodnar (Feb - Apr 2017)
5. Case Walker, 14 (May - Jun 2017)
6. Cole Galotti, 16 (Jul 2017 - Aug 2017)
7. Sebastian Bails (Sep 2017)
8. Sebastian Topete, 18 (Oct 2017 - May 2018)
9. Mikey Tua, 16 (Jun 2018 - July 2019)
10. Dustin Bryant (August 2019 - present)

"She's such a Danielle Cohn"

by skooshpoodle October 26, 2019

Danielle Cohn

A girl who wares a significant amount of make up and a small amount of shirt

That girl is Danielle Cohn

by Pouncing panda July 20, 2017

Cohenesque

An adjective describing a sudden 180 degree shift in a person’s public persona and behavior.

His Cohenesque patriotism may have had something to do with the enormous legal pressures he was facing.

by Dr Bunnygirl December 15, 2018

danielle cohn

Danielle Cohn is a 12 year old used to be tik toker. She is a liar and a manipulator and her fans fall for that shit. She dates men, yes i say men people most of them are almost 18. She tries to deny being a hoe, but we all know the tea.
She looks like a damn racoon, and her mother looks like a crackhead.

P1: Who's that?
P2: Oh, that's Danielle Cohn. Don't go near her, she'll bite you 'cause she's a snake.

by molleeeeerattt December 20, 2018