confustications

Usually having to do with men's understanding, or lack thereof, of a woman's needs of emotions.

'Women. That was the problem; he was going into space today, so now was the time to set feminine confustications aside...' - Parallel Extinction by Todd R. Stevens, soon to be published

by TigreArts November 25, 2010

Confustigated

A cross between confused and fucked up.

i.e. Dude, after that crazy party last night, I am so confustigated! What happened??

by Sir E. Brum April 26, 2005

confusticated

When you dont know whats happening so you make up a word

This is a confusticated group

by Big dipshit March 3, 2018

Confrusticated

1) to be confused, frustrated, and pissed off at the same time.

2) to be so confused that you become frustrated and vice versa

my girlfriend has been acting weird and i dont know what shes thinking. its making me confrusticated !

by SynysterSteve1 January 20, 2009

comesticate

Verb - a portmanteau of comestibles (food items) and to masticate (to chew, to chomp, to gnaw); a word used between two overeducated people when talking about eating.

"After you comesticate your breakfast, I will assist you with the perambulator.

by sharkyjoe August 6, 2018

Confisticate

To elegantly confiscate something.

How dare you confisticate it from her like that?

by Handlerrrrrrr October 16, 2025