Cofforgasim

A taste bud orgasim From the first taste of a great cup of coffee.

Wow! That coffee taste so good it just gave me a cofforgasim.
Coffee orgasim

by Litt1e.Barbie.Mouse January 16, 2017

confoolery

Unexplainable bullshit

The lies he tried to tell me was confoolery.

by Ladii Gee April 20, 2018

Confoozled

When you or someone else is COMPLETELY CONFUSED. The intensive form of confused.

Word was created by Chevaughn Young and she has copyrighted it. The word has been confiscated to a particular asshole that she despises..

"bruh slow down! im so confoozled.."

by Anonymous goodfornothing17 September 4, 2019

confoozled

similar to confused, confoozled means you don't understand. usually used by someone trying to act cute or innocent but is just plain annoying.

im confoozled

by Rae Grey September 28, 2020

caffoon

One who is addicted to coffee and other caffeinated products.

Last night, I had 4 cups of Zapatista coffee. Then a piece of Jolt gum to freshen the breath. This morning, before going to work, I showered with Shower Shock caffeinated soap. On my way to work, I drank a bottle of Bawls.

I am caffoon, and this is my manifesto.

by Klipper September 9, 2005

confoosled

Not understanding what is going on; confused.

I'm so confoosled! Why is the chair on the ceiling?!

by smilee62991 August 4, 2007

Confool

Using superior male intellect against women to put them in a state of confusion, and make them look foolish.

Ben Affleck: Ashley, I would never fight you, i'd use my intellect to confool you.

Ashley: Whhhaaaaa??

by Jinger-mann November 30, 2010