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Cobaining

The act of Masturbating and blowing your load on your own face before passing out in a pool of your own tears.
Person 1: hey did you hear what happened with Earl after his breakup?
Person 2: yeah man, heard Carl walked in on him cobaining himself Tuesday night...
by Abbsty November 20, 2016
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cocaining

when you ejaculate into a sex partner's nose
girl: baby i want you to cum so hard in my nose

boy: you bet girl, get ready for some cocaining!
by Adarah October 21, 2008
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Farmville coining

One who utilizes websites such as Swagbucks or other Search-and-Earn websites to gain digital dollars they then redeem on Paypal giftcards they then use to add Farmville dollars and coins to their account.

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She can afford more fuel refills on her tractor, she was Farmville coining last week. Did you see her barn, too?
by ButterTart February 19, 2010
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Coining

The act of taking a lot of change and throwing/dropping it on the ground in a large crowd. Then, cause a commotion that causes people in the ground to help you pick up the coins while you also start randomly picking up coins.
by JChentastic October 22, 2011
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Corbining

The disgusting act of adding or friending girls with low self-esteem on a social network website and making cheesy, flirtatious status updates in order to obtain likes and comments.
Person 1: Did you see Tony's status last night? He got 40 likes within 10 minutes.

Person 2: I know, he's such a corbining whore.

Person 1: Yeah, what a fag.
by DoctorCocktopus January 16, 2012
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Coffeeing

Shoving a man's dick in a woman's ass for no reason and making the asshole wider, while pouring coffee into the woman's ass and having sex.
'Hey, Joe! I can't come to your house for the soccer match tomorrow, me and my girlfriend are coffeeing.'
by Granny pig June 9, 2021
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coining

Traditional English game, involving coins. First played c.2004 in the Junior Common Room. The anecdote of its creation proceeds that co-founders Tom and Tom found themselves possesed of free time but without cards, dice, conversation or GameCube with which to ease its passing. This situation being clearly intractable they proceeded to devise an intricate contest of dexterity, visual accuity and judgement now known as coining. Think monkey target but on a coffee table with coins of varying sizes instead of monkies and the target drawn on with pencils. From the humble beginings of "this coin from the edge of that table onto this spot. Betcha can't! WAHEY 500 points!!!" the game grew to "we should have a restart line, overshoot divot and incrementaly splayed draw-decider". Shots at target have developed from the simple 'lay-on-the-edge-and smack' through the 'flick', 'push' and 'slide' to the dizzy heights of the 'index bowl' the 'asp' and the 'whipcrack-slide'.

A system of progressive coining is currently in developement and may debue soon. Until then, if you play this game remember. 1, only 3 coins. 2, one player is heads and the other tails (this game is for two). 3, Don't abuse the coin muppet (its not big and its not clever) hius role is a dignified position without which the game would disolve into edge disputes
TOM: "Might I join you for a spot of Coining dear fellow?"

TOM: "Be my guest, the Coining tourney is but a few sandglasses away and my whipcrack needs the practice. MUPPET!! Your services are required forthwith!!"
by Thomas of Bristol March 8, 2004
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